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#4 - rockmanfan

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(07/22/2017) [-]

you underestimate the power of radioactive australians.

#28 to #4 - tobeinputlater

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Click to show spoiler

You underestimate the power of German Engineering

#68 to #28 - cigma

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(07/23/2017) [-]

DER MENSCH!

#7 to #4 - baniggernom

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(07/22/2017) [-]

Roadhog is a kiwi.

#35 to #7 - slarstorm

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Can confirm, being Kiwi gives an extra 100 health.

#44 to #7 - angelious

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(07/23/2017) [-]

who went to australia for work and then ended up being a radioactive mad max villain.

#66 to #7 - sadisticsalmon

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(07/23/2017) [-]

See, I thought he was, but last time I said that on here, I got screamed at for being wrong

#77 to #66 - houselyrander

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(07/23/2017) [-]

It's Funnyjunk. You'll get screamed at for being right just as often as you will for being wrong

#1 - bluemagebrilly

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(07/22/2017) [-]

Well, Rein has armor health. Doesn't that take reduced damage or something? Tiny spam attacks aren't as effective on him as they are for Roadhog.

So his actual health is around 700ish... or something.

#6 to #1 - gittons

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(07/22/2017) [-]

You are correct.
Armor halfs damage but not any more than 5. So little spammy attacks do jack **** vs armor.

#20 to #6 - fireshared

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(07/23/2017) [-]

So lil smappy attacks are less effective against armor?

#21 to #20 - gittons

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Yep.
40 bullets each doing 4 dmg (aka tracer) would do 160 to health/shields but only 80 to armor.
That is a huge difference when you think about it.
A rocket doing 80 btw would do 75 instead, since it at most can remove 5 from an attack. Still good!

#22 to #21 - fireshared

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Ooooooooh thanks!

So how come Tracers always shred me as Orisa

#32 to #22 - admiralen

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Cause youre a huge target so none of her shots miss
Her dps is insane, since its based upon the assumption that most of the shots will miss

#24 to #22 - gittons

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Orisa has 200 hp and 200 armor.
Tracer max dmg per bullet is 6.
6 x 40 is 240, say 200 landed on armor she reloaded then used time rewind it would only take
3 of her guns to land to kill you. Considering they fire and reload within some seconds you can
see why tracer is a dps.

#25 to #24 - fireshared

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(07/23/2017) [-]

It hurts so much. Killing her by myself is near impossible and my team constantly abandons me with one -.-

#75 to #25 - hexagony

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(07/23/2017) [-]

What kind of moron abandons an Orisa? She's basically made for teamwork

#79 to #75 - houselyrander

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(07/23/2017) [-]

The same kind of morons who shout "I need healing" to Lucio when he's the only person on the payload. Randos. There's a reason why scientists say randos are descended from raccoons

#80 to #79 - fireshared

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Randos are a blight on fun. The game is so much better when people work together. Just had a beautiful match were we actually got a Mercy, Lucio, Rein, Orisa (me), Torb and Solider for Defence. Even though we lost it was still really fun and satisfying

#82 to #79 - hexagony

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(07/23/2017) [-]

You made a very relatable example, in almost every game i get gold medal for pushing the payload as lucio

#83 to #82 - houselyrander

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(07/23/2017) [-]

It's practically a meme at this point and for good reason. I've even seen it happen in other games as well. Ever played Grover in Paladins? People seem to treat you and the cart as if you were made of uranium

#84 to #83 - hexagony

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(07/23/2017) [-]

I never played Paladins

#85 to #84 - houselyrander

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Understandable, it gets overshadowed by Overwatch a lot since it came out not long after Overwatch and I think is still technically in Open Beta. All you really need to know about what I said though is that there's a character called "Grover" and he has an ability comparable to Lucio's Healing Song

#26 to #25 - gittons

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Heh i know that pain, tracer is never fun to fight against.

#9 to #1 - captainprincess

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(07/23/2017) [-]

also dealing damage to roadie gives far more ult charge since its ALL health damage

#14 to #9 - reamonster

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(07/23/2017) [-]

And above that, has road not a shield in his kit like rein does.
He's not realy a tank in that sense i guess, but more of a pick-hero like widow or hanzo and his health just let's him survive poking in chokepoints for hooks.

#15 to #14 - captainprincess

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(07/23/2017) [-]

well no since I dont think damaging shields gives ult charge
which is the whole point that roadie's a risk even when tanking

#18 to #15 - reamonster

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Yeah, that was my point, though badly explained, that above him having no armor health, he also doesn't have a shield like rein and zarya, wich completly denies ult-built, thus making him even less efficient compared to rein.
Though like i said, imo should road not be used as a frontline tank, so they're not realy comparable even if they're both rechnically 'tanks'.

#63 to #1 - darcnessvoorhees

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Trust me the armor doesn't do much, for example a reinhardt charge into a wall does 300 damage, but if you do it against an armored enemy it does 295.

#23 - gudguyshiht

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(07/23/2017) [-]

He's a big guy.

#27 to #23 - godemperortrump

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(07/23/2017) [-]

For you.

#60 to #27 - anonoon

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(07/23/2017) [-]

No one is bigger than trump.

#41 - thechosentroll

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(07/23/2017) [-]

He heals himself by doing drugs. I'm pretty sure street swine's just harnessing the power and endurance of a crackhead.

#43 to #41 - xoyv

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(07/23/2017) [-]

that or australia

or NEO australia

#64 to #43 - dannyredwizard

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(07/23/2017) [-]

both

#78 to #41 - cookiecoketwo

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(07/23/2017) [-]

He just drinks some apple juice and he's good to go

#19 - anon id: 37a8d2c0

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Roadie is a meth head.

They are unstoppable.

#67 to #19 - belshir

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Watched a guy tweaking in a club get smacked with a bottle and shrug it off, fought like a demon while his face was pissing blood. Radiactive australian drug addict is something else entirely

#53 - satoshimiwa

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Just imagine if we got Roadhog in Reinhardt's armor

#70 - greyhoundfd

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Don't you understand? That's why we beat Germany in WW2. All their soldiers had "German-engineered armor" which was great against the French and the British, but we just fed our soldiers a ton of hamburgers and the fat will catch the bullets as they fly and stop them from injuring the person inside

#38 - closotezuka

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Reinhardt has 200 armor though, so technically he has 300 health, and his body armor gives that extra 200. A small, frail chubby asian girl has 50 less health than a musclebound war hero

#86 to #38 - drinktogetdrunk

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(07/24/2017) [-]

In his defense he's old as ****

#62 to #38 - Sethorein

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Does bullet kill muscle man less than chubby girl? :o

#30 - ispn

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Rein also has 300 Hp and 200 Armor, which is a very important thing because Armor will block 5 HP damage from every individual hit that deals 10 HP damage or more. Hits that deal less than 10 HP damage will be halved instead.

This is super useful versus any hero like Reaper or Roadhog who rely on low damage multi hit weapons to deal large damage up close (shotguns) each pellet deals individual damage and so each pellet gets a damage reduction from the armor.

#37 to #30 - anon id: 4be45f0f

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(07/23/2017) [-]

Problem is most characters with armour have huge hitboxes which shotgun users seem to be very happy about