To a gladiator pig, there is no greater honor than to please the everlasting hunger of the Gods of Nacerima. The mega-corporation, Gladiator Meats(c), gets their meat from a massive population of genetically enhanced mega pigs. These pigs are semi-sentient, and with the intelligence of a 10 year old, they are easily coerced and convinced. Under this notion, Gladiator Meats(c)' CEO, has taken up the task of brainwashing the millions of pigs into participating in all-out brawls for a shot at glory. The victors of the hoof-to-hoof fights advance in a standing to be turned into the most desirable of delicacies to be fed to their God's: Bacon. Those who fall before the championship will be converted into lower forms of meat that won't please the hungry Deities of Nacerima such as hot dogs and bologna. Don't be fooled by how harsh it may seem, the pigs live only to fight and are entirely content with sacrificing their meat. This image attempts to satire the industry that is Gladiator Meats(c) and criticizes the CEO for lying to the pigs. By allowing only winners to be turned into bacon and with bacon prices rising everyday, consumers become discouraged from buying the delicious meat. This results in the deserving champion pigs not satisfying the everlasting hunger of the deities and the dreams of those dead pigs broken. Gladiator Meats(c) is a huge portion of the global economic market, and maintaining a stable efficient method of distributing the champions then they may fall bankrupt.
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