Nope, **** this..

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(06/08/2012)[-]

>be high as **** with friend
>sleep over at friends
>after I sleep friend tries to troll my family
>calls family and tells that I'm dead
>he is a doctor so everyone believes him
>wake up so ******* thirsty
>have a glass of water then go to sleep
>mfw after 5 hours

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#17 - sXeknockout

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(06/08/2012)[-]

I honestly feel horrible for the parents, first their kid dies then their kids wakes up and asks for a glass of water and then dies again.

#58 to #17 - tozence

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(06/08/2012)[-]

Me too, but I guess he at least proved ''YOLO'' wrong.

#348 to #58 - mcfluffykins**User deleted account**

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(06/08/2012)[-]

#609 to #58 - aesguitar

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(06/08/2012)[-]

That's why i prefer FISH

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#771 to #769 - aesguitar

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(06/09/2012)[-]

Exactly. damn, just **** It, **** Happens

#108 to #17 - sterilstril

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(06/08/2012)[-]

They probably didn't give him water...

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(06/08/2012)[-]

well done for repeating what the post says.

#53 to #26 - petagriffeenisafag

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(06/08/2012)[-]

Where in the post does it mention about feeling bad for the parents? I feel sorry for the parents too.

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(06/08/2012)[-]

That's the joke.

#30 to #17 - CallMeCrisco

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(06/08/2012)[-]

Loki's actual face when.

#29 - foelkera

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(06/08/2012)[-]

Comes back to life at own funeral

Dies again

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#581 to #323 - randomlunchbox

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(06/08/2012)[-]

Comment 29.

#747 to #323 - SilentRaver

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(06/09/2012)[-]

Not only did you copy one of the top comments, which ******* sucked in the first place due to over-used-out-the-ass-meme syndrome, BUT YOU POSTED IT 3 GOD DAMN TIMES!
Kill yourself you **** eating faggot thumb whore!

#56 - tenaciousjon

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(06/08/2012)[-]

Turns out, zombies aren't as barbaric as we had thought...

#139 to #56 - aysonator

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(06/08/2012)[-]

Its not as scary if the zombies are running through the streets screaming "waaaater!" It'll just be like any other third world country!

#318 to #139 - JoshBauer

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(06/08/2012)[-]

Ahahahaha that made me laugh so hard

#331 - rjgnal

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(06/08/2012)[-]

i laugh at the stupid kiddos that say they want a zombie apocalypse, and IF it happens, though in my opinion chances are low, they would **** themselves at the sight of the first zombie and start crying like some bitches. not to mention all the gore that would be going on all around them, and let me tell you this: internet gore, tv gore and any other kind of gore is nothing near real life gore, that you see with your own eyes in front of you

#394 to #331 - aooc

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(06/08/2012)[-]

All that kiddos that want a zombie apocalypse want to be like the heros of the movies. No movie shows how would it be in real life, because nobody would like it. Sorry my bad english, im still learning.

#337 to #331 - makedonski

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(06/08/2012)[-]

You earned a thumb from my personal collection.

#380 to #331 - wowflame

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(06/08/2012)[-]

**wowflame rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Oh Japan ** Zombie Apocalypse is a low chance of happening but a pandemic disease isn't that low

#779 to #331 - anon id: 1aadfe3e

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(09/18/2017)[-]

They just want to be able to kill people legally

#777 to #331 - pioneermhm

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(07/06/2013)[-]

Browsing through old morbid posts. See someone online. Decide to reply just because

#778 to #777 - rjgnal

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(07/06/2013)[-]

right back at ya xD

#664 to #331 - mrbuu

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(06/09/2012)[-]

Well, nobody factors in how it would spread. who would be the unlucky to get infected. These kids want a massive infection so its like a 10/14 chance they would be infected. Also, you need to breath to muscle movement. so, zombies wouldn't even move with out breath. Also, firing a gun is loud as all holy hell. walking down the street would make you go deaf for a moment and be able to have something **** you from behind.

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(06/08/2012)[-]

I think most people who want a zombie apocalypse want it because they think they will be a bad ass and save the world with guns and ****, when in reality they will want to die after a day or two of no sleep and constantly moving

#392 to #386 - rjgnal

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(06/08/2012)[-]

i say youre very optimistic assuming their life time would be counted in days. but if they wouldnt get caught, then yeah, thats my assumption too. many dont know what suffering from things like lack of food, sleep and water is

#367 to #331 - isaacshadow

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(06/08/2012)[-]

zombie apocalypse is good and all, but is a terrible thing. Thousands would die or be zombiefied. Thats a horrible thought.

#364 to #331 - goldenpotato

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(06/08/2012)[-]

"hur i want a zombie apocalypse so that everyone close to me will die and life will be a struggle"

People just want to kill zombies.

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(06/08/2012)[-]

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all those screams.

#345 to #331 - pukingrainbows

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(06/08/2012)[-]

the smell is the worst part

#340 to #331 - trollmuffin

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(06/08/2012)[-]

well done

#724 to #331 - soiherd

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(06/09/2012)[-]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

#197 - dvmaster

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(06/08/2012)[-]

**dvmaster rolls 77**

#223 to #197 - combatarms

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(06/08/2012)[-]

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(06/08/2012)[-]

#118 - okemanresu

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(06/08/2012)[-]

#126 to #118 - molestingbabys

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(06/08/2012)[-]

LIE!

#130 to #126 - trollmetoday

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(06/08/2012)[-]

#234 to #126 - bostongreggissexy

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(06/08/2012)[-]

Do you know where the gif of him yelling is? The one that looks really realistic, i can't remember what he says

#249 to #234 - molestingbabys

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(06/08/2012)[-]

sorry but i haven't seen that one neither have i found it when i searched for it....

eeuhm sorry?

have this picture to make your day just a little bit better...

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(06/09/2012)[-]

The "I will blow your ******* head off!" gif?

#678 to #637 - bostongreggissexy

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(06/09/2012)[-]

Found it!