rav THE CREED OF THE SPECIALIST -
No one gets away with more than L I am a E , a beast of
As a junior enlisted soldier I realize that I am a mem her of an and er appreciated.
much chastised group of soldiers which is known as the ribcage, or perhaps pancreas.
of the Army.
I am proud of myself and my i' ellow Specialists and will continue to hitch. whine and
sham until the absolute last second regardless of the mission at hand. ll will use my
grade and position to avoid responsibility, accountability and any sense of presence of
Ignorance is my . My two best excuses will always he on the tip of my
tongue "I did mt know" and "it wasn' t me." I will strive to remain invisible and
unavailable for details. Never ever volunteer for anything is my rallying cry. I am
aware of my role as a Specialist and it you need me for anything, HI be on
I new the other soldiers, and I will always refer to them by their first name or in
some case a derogatory nickname.
or, wheaten . or days off I will consistently drink myself into oblivion, and I will
never answer my phone.
t understand that For It person in my hierarchic position. rewards are going to he few
and for between, and punishment will always be swift and severe.
Officers of my unit will have maximum time to accomplish their duties, has use I will
he accomplishing them for them. ll will kiss up to their face and bad mouth them
halting their back, just like everyone else.
I will he loyal to those whom I we provided that there' s something in it for out I
am the last bastion of common sense that stands as a wall between me and the Army
philosophy of "Work harder, not smarter."
My more is a tool and my complaints are a weapon that I wield with unmatched skill
t wilt not forget, nor will I allow my comrades to forget, Specialist is the greatest runs:
in the Army. And " " has its privileges,