Happy Birthday to the US Navyleeroyleonidas militaryAdjust content blockingContent Blocking nextrandomComment Prev Next Does anyone who was in the US Navy want to tell a good sea story? Maybe just moments of abject stupidity? Or hilariously jerry-rigged fixes to equipment? I don't have any real big stories, but i got a few instances of stupidity. In the month leading up to getting my DD-214, my shop had a LOT of newbies. One of them cut his leg on a ladder well, but after medical patched it up, he didn't clean it or anything. Came time where he asked another guy in our shop about it feeling weird. When he pushed on the wound, pus came out from AROUND the wound. This ****** was going to get gangrene out of sheer stupidity. It got fixed and he learned, but goddamn. A funny moment was when "white smoke" got called out, not a drill. When the flying squad got to the space, the "white smoke" was just the sheer amount of vape rolling out made it look like smoke. OH! And then there was our Australia port. A dude and his boat boo were drunk in a hotel. They got into an argument and the dude ended up punching the chick and knocking her out cold. In his drunken stupor, he thought he killed her. When a staff member of the hotel knocked on the door b/c she heard a commotion and just wanted to make sure everything was alright, he thought it was the cops. He went out onto the balcony and jumped into the pool from the FOURTH FLOOR. He landed in the SHALLOW end. He completely shattered his pelvis. nextTags: us | navy | Birthday | sea | story | Military | sailor | stupidity +20 -Favorite +Favorite Unsub from leeroyleonidas Subscribe to leeroyleonidas Unblock User's Content Block User's Content Sub/Block Channels military:UploadUnblockBlockSubUnsubsubs: 505 FJ needs your help to survive! Be a hero, support FJ via Patreon: Receive hats, username change ability, no ads, colored text, and more.