-Working in a kitchen, was the supervisor.
-Asshole guy no one likes thinks he'll hide in food cart and scare my friend.
-I play along, ask my friend to see if that cart is empty yet.
-Friend opens door and asshole tries to scream BOO.
-Instead of boo says BARGH as my friend who's about 6'5 and a huge redneck haymakers him.
-Friend tries to say I'm sorry you scared me! Ends up screaming SORRY YOU SCARED ME.
-Asshole thinks friend is mad at him, tries to move away from him.
-Cart falls over backwards, door slams shut on it.
-Hear the unmanliest whimper ever from inside the cart.
-Laughing so hard I'm farting, walk to the bathroom to make sure I'm not sharting.
-Get the walking farts, friend laughs so hard he falls down on the cart.
-I miss that job.
Anyone else got any good work stories?