Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be
complaining about how hard these last few
years have been for them until Thor rolls up
with no hair, no hammer, and one eye.
also my dad died"
Don' t forget "my planet had to be destroyed
to keep my sister from killing like the whole
universe so now me and all my people are
refugees. But hey, Loki' s back, that' s good
Peter( raises his hand in the back): "...My
homecoming date' s dad turned out to be my
arch nemesis and a building fell on me!"
Thor (smiles and gives a thumbskip): "Good
for you! (aside, to Tony)... Who is that person?
Do we know him or did he just show up?"
T' Challa: My dad died, too.
Thor: I apologize for your loss, I know how it
Thor: (To Steve) Who is that handsome man
dressed like a kitten?
Starlord: My dad turned out to be this giant,
planet eating god and tried to kill me so I had
to kill him.
Thor: These things happen sometimes.
Thor: (to Banner) Are gewust picking up
strangers with sad family stories or...?