Hello inmates
I' m the new prison
guard. My names
Purrdye..
Seeing as I' m the new
guy here. Why don' t
you all introduce
yourselves and tell
me why your here
I' m Brutus Ralph
I beat my TV then
ate my wifes liver.
I' m in here for 10
years
I' m Julian Assange
Appartently I
raped some girl
in Sweden...
Oh and I also
hacked Into and
stole confidential
files from the US
Government
I' m in here for
My name, is Niko Bellic
I' m in here for killing
35163 people, stealing
26560 cars, assualting
53160 people, selling
it ll lilili and buying drugs on 17
lall-_ l i ll I' 'l dit different occasions,
l , i, drink driving and I also
robbed a bank.
I' m here for 5 mintues
...
