my body is weary. my straps are worn. your boobs are really heavy.
just have me here on the bathroom floor.
The favorite bra you may every day, forever, until it literally falls apart,
The Bat Bra
i lift. separate. levitate. immolate. am undetectable by military
radar. and can be used as a [ device in emergencies.
The bra whose effects on your cleavage break every known law of physco.
I WILL CRUSH YOUR BOOBS.
AND YOUR SOUL.
BUT MOSTLY YOUR BOOBS.
Worn for workouts. this bra' s smushing abilities are legend
The Deceiver (or, as I like to call it, "The Lays Chips Bag Bra")
The bra that makes your boobs look five times bigger than they actually are
i think we should break up. I can‘! keep hurting ''Pi'. like this.
The bra wnh a sharp, underwire that causes unavoidable injures every tame you
The Heavy Hitter
BRING. IT. ON.
Overtires, , a hydraulic clasp system. and straps thick enough to
choke a donkey this bra is a misbehave for the set.
The Aspirational Brassiere
dream big, girls.
Purchased accedentally, this bra is a full cup size too large... but you keep it around anyway,
in the hopes of giving your boobs something to strive for.
WHERE AMI?! WHO/ KM Alli,
A bra which... wart a second. The isn' t my bra! Whose bra is ths?!
The Useless Boob Bedazzler
WI made from angel wings and wiry ham
No support, no structure. and no function whatsoever... but moon, " so pretty!
The Great Descender
i just wanna be a belt, than all.
AND YOU' RE NOT THE BOSS " ME.
The strapless bra which no matter how tightly you cinch it, aways wiggles " way down to
your waist within five minutes of leaving the house.