What is the Laziest thing you've ever done?
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I was ence en a US military ship, having breakfast in the
jewellers Iplunge) when the Operations miter (OPS)
walks in. This guy was the of NOT a merning persin:
he' s still half asleep. bleary eyed,., basically a zombie with a
bagel. He sits down amass hem me m eat his bager and is just
barely censure's. My back is to the outboard side of the ship,
and the morning sun is blazing in one cf the porteous putting a
big brightness circle of light right use his barely conscious face.
He' s seeming and chewing and basically just remembering how
to be alive fer today. We painful to watch.
But then stops chewing, slowly picks up the
phone, and dials the bridge. in his
I' mice. he says “messy. It' s OPS, Beale
yen... shift our barrat... yeah, me six five. Thanks." And puts
the pheny dawn. And than he just sits there. . Waiting.
And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spat
sun has begun slide off the ' e face and onto the wall
behind him, After a moment it chars his face and he blinks
slowly a few times and the Brilliant beauty tat what We just
witnessed begins to me. By ordering the bridge to
adjust the ship' s patrol by about is degrees,
has changed em course just enaugh to repetition the sun off of
his face. He' s literate just redirected thousands tons of steel
and hundreds of people m that he cerld get the sun out his
eyes while he eats his bagel. lam in awe,
He slowly picks up his bagel and far a moment I' m terrified at
the thought that ewe genius may escape him, that he may
never appreciate the epic brilliance at his laziness [since has
net going to wake up for another hear}. But between his next
bites he pauses, leeks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin,
mime returning to gnaw slewed at his bagel.