> Leave anything on counter > Mam moves it > - #178229619 added by tvfreakuk at squeamish nippy Boar

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> Leave anything on counter
> Mam moves it
> Me: Where is thing?
> Mam: I put it away so it wouldn't get lost
> Me: Where is?
> Mam: I'm not sure, I can't remember where I put it now

#53 to #9 - wisdomspider

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From a very young age my mom would force me and my sisters to clean our rooms ourselves. She'd put far more efford in forcing us to do it than it would take for her to do it herself.
I also remember her complaining about her mother always going on cleaning frenzies and how she lost expensive horse gear this way.
I now realise that she didn't just force us so we would learn to clean up after ourselves, but also so we knew where we put our stuff. (heh, joke's on her, I always lose everything, especially my keys).

#51 to #9 - itrinx

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My frickin gameboy

#57 to #51 - tvdj

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Oof.

#48 to #9 - brahdin

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i lost a really cute girls number this way cause my mother decided to clean out my wallets old scraps of paper, for some reason.
i was beyond furious after that since it was the first time in my life a women has given me her number without me asking or hinting at it.

#15 to #9 - wdforty

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For me it was even more infuriating...

> Me: Where is thing?
> Mam: I put it away so it wouldn't get lost
> Me: Where is?
> Mam: I don't know. It's where it should be. You should have put your stuff away more carefully.

After 10 years of this poop, she stopped moving stuff around, screwing thankfully.

#14 to #9 - gawmin

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This is my wife in a nutshell.

Except then afterward she -----es about how if I would have put it away it wouldn't be lost now.

#62 to #14 - masanori

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Wife?

You have a wife?

What the screw are you doing here you happy normie? Leave!

#64 to #62 - dranners

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He clearly isn't happy.

His wife keeps losing his poop and then blames him for it.

#19 to #14 - Lookinatstuff

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I am in exactly the same boat.

#28 to #19 - rvaugh

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You need a life jacket?

#29 to #28 - dyllygaf

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Preferably not

#12 to #9 - nuuk

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screwING THIS EVERYTIME.

id put something somewhere and ask my mom where it is and itd always be "i dont know" and i would say "if you cant remember where u put things then dont move them" to which she would say "well then dont leave your poop everywhere!!" but the poop was in my room

#46 to #12 - murderdollsqueen

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It doesn't stop when you move out either. My mum comes to visit and will decide to 'reorganise me kitchen' because stuff looks out of place to her. I spend months looking for poop again.

#66 to #46 - hazardpay

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I'm watching my grandmothers apartment and that pooch has poop on a carpet on the other side of a baby gate because my family cant leave it when they visit, how you take worse care of a dog then me while you arent living there is beyond me.

#37 to #12 - willgum

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My aunt threw out my Social Security card by mistake and my mom blamed me so I needed to get a new one, got it and mom was like said "I'll take it so you don't lose it" she then lost it and I almost needed to get another one, luckily I found it. Now I have it.