Strawberry Milkshake - Cum in her mouth, punch her nose

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Can we get a list of the funniest sex moves?

The Cleveland SteamRoller - You ---- on your lover then lie on top of them.
The alaskan pipeline - ---- in a condom, freeze it, then have your lover use it as a dildo.
The Lion King - Cum on your lover's face and whisper "Simba"
The Dirty Sanchez - ---- over your lovers mouth to make a moustache.
The Houdini - Be ----ing a girl, then without knowing, have you friend come round and switch with you. You go round the the front of the girl and shout "Houdini!"
The Compton GangBang - Meet a girl at the bar who has a boyfriend, if she asks you to have sex with her. You go back to her house, then call up all of your mates and beat her up for cheating.
The Angry Dragon - Cum in her mouth then smack her around the back of the head.

#129 to #13 - a----ingspoon

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The pirate- Have sex with her from behind, and just as you're about to cum, you whip her around, cum in her eye and kick her shin.

#86 to #13 - drcockerz

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A sexual act where the Male, (henceforth referred to as the "ninja") surprises his unsuspecting mate in a stealthy manner. This tricky maneuver must be performed whilst penetrating doggy style. The ninja pulls out and simultaneously spits on the females back to mimic the ejaculation process. As the unsuspecting female turns around to proposition a cuddle session, the ninja must judo chop her in the jugular in a violent manner, strong enough to knock his counterpart out. Once the female is rendered unconscious, the ninja must release his ninja-like load into her hair. He must then sneak away quickly enough so that the girl awakens with an unfamiliar crispy substance in her hair, and an extremely stiff neck.

#75 to #13 - bannon

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Strawberry Milkshake - Cum in her mouth, punch her nose until it bleeds, shake her head. The resulting mixture in her mouth is a strawberry milkshake!

#35 to #13 - Wartottle

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abraham lincoln-have her shave but keep them, jizz on her face, put pubes on her face

#33 to #13 - pringlez

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Angry Dragon Monkey Tash:
Whilst receiving oral sex, the man, uses the hair of the female to pull her to the point of gagging on his penis. At which point, he ejaculates and the lack of air forces the cum through her nose to look like dragon nostrils, the man then takes from a small box next to the bed, his freshly shaved pubic hair and throws it on her cum mustache. A combination of the monkey face and angry dragon....

#25 to #13 - blasthardcheese

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Edmonton Elbow Warmer - ---- fisting til the elbow is in the anus.

#72 to #25 - ManInKilt

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#51 to #25 - anon id: 81cf64a1

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i laughed because Canada Alberta, Edmonton are so cold that you would want to do that just to keep your hands warm

#26 to #25 - blasthardcheese

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Not on UD, but should be.

#22 to #13 - Shenki

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Glass-Bottom Boat Ride!

#21 to #13 - thelordofrepost

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Cosby Sweater - Eat a bowl of colorful cereal, such as fruitloops and during intercourse throw up on your partners chest.

#18 to #13 - ragged

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The Angry Charizard: Light her pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz and then shout "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" while flapping your arms.

#17 to #13 - grimmwaters

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The Rusty Trombone.
That is all.