Single af

#1 - rykan

Reply+309

(09/21/2017)[-]

Well sure but... he's voiced by Matt Mercer. That alone should be getting him laid.

#8 to #1 - yourevsyour#477 on commentsRank#477

Reply+138

(09/21/2017)[-]

>single
>sexy af
>part of Overwatch, managing to be both a bad boy and a good guy at the same time

Pretty sure the only thing keeping him from getting laid is that stupid BAMF buckle

#27 to #8 - hexagony

Reply+64

(09/21/2017)[-]

'scuse me? that ****** a pussy magnet

#31 to #8 - commontroll

Reply+8

(09/21/2017)[-]

That's there to keep away enough women that he can eat and shoot *************.

#4 to #1 - Shadow Guardian

Reply+138

(09/21/2017)[-]

His mechanical arm probably has a vibrate mode.

#44 to #4 - anon id: 295c627e

Reply+3

(09/21/2017)[-]

Never tiring.

fail robotic arm Arm protese Spielt verrckt

#6 to #1 - sexyhimself

Reply+86

(09/21/2017)[-]

He's also an outlaw. That is sexy as ****

#51 to #6 - ogthegreat#304 on commentsRank#304

Reply+1

(09/22/2017)[-]

That and he's pretty handsome. It's unlikely he hasn't been hit up for a booty call.

#56 to #1 - ztron

Reply+2

(09/23/2017)[-]

Dude does a mean Jotaro.

Stardust Crusaders English Dub Imposter Captain Tennille

#54 to #1 - rykan

Reply+1

(09/22/2017)[-]

Holy ****. Get on FJ, 20 BAJILLION MESSAGES. Comment has made the top 3. Whoa I mean sure, that man's voice is molasses, but is it really worth the thumbs? Surely there's better comments out there.

#57 to #54 - anon id: ef7039d8

Reply+2

(09/24/2017)[-]

Don't jerk yourself off too hard

#58 to #57 - rykan

Reply0

(09/25/2017)[-]

Was hopin' for some thumbs. This **** is too much.

#45 to #1 - linxus

Reply-1

(09/21/2017)[-]

Actually, I voiced him.

#46 to #45 - uberbunk

Reply+7

(09/21/2017)[-]

**uberbunk used "*roll picture*"**
**uberbunk rolled image** dude wut

#53 to #46 - Shadow Guardian

Reply+2

(09/22/2017)[-]

>Turns out linxus actually is Matt Mercer.

#55 to #46 - linxus

Reply+1

(09/22/2017)[-]

Hello, I'm Matt Mercer.

#5 - notwalkingwaffles

Reply+127

(09/21/2017)[-]

Of course he'd be ******* single, how the hell else do you think he gets the money, energy and time to get the cowboy memorabilia, outfits, and guns?

#22 to #5 - crimsongungnir

Reply+47

(09/21/2017)[-]

"I don't want to be married, I want to be a cowboy!"

#28 to #22 - tenaciouslee

Reply+13

(09/21/2017)[-]

Bayyyybayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

#50 to #28 - doctorjonesmd

Reply0

(09/22/2017)[-]

Rofl what the **** is that? UEH

#23 to #22 - notwalkingwaffles

Reply+10

(09/21/2017)[-]

With the top laid back and the sunshine shining.

#32 - reiksman

Reply+24

(09/21/2017)[-]

Are you implying you don't have a mad man-crush on Clint Eastwood?

#37 to #32 - anon id: 67afd01a

Reply+1

(09/21/2017)[-]

Had... as in, in the past? You dwimbling, two-timing son of a bitch, what sort of faithless bastard do you think I am?

#2 - slenderguy#299 on commentsRank#299

Reply+22

(09/21/2017)[-]

Wait....is this saying that on ps4 and Xbox you have to buy the heroes? Or is it saying that overwatch the game is free.

#3 to #2 - majestispaceduck

Reply+9

(09/21/2017)[-]

It's gonna be a free play weekend, at least on pc

#14 to #2 - regularorange#358 on commentsRank#358

Reply+6

(09/21/2017)[-]

Playing a lot of games online on ps4 and xbox requires a subscription to their online thingamajings
So while there is a free to play weekend for overwatch, you do still need the subscription to play online
On ps4 the blow is softened by getting a few games for free every month

#30 to #14 - negrocop

Reply+1

(09/21/2017)[-]

Yeah, Xbox Live has the free games too, they just always suck

#19 to #14 - darcnessvoorhees

Reply+1

(09/21/2017)[-]

I've gotten like 30 games for free thanks to my ps plus, and i only play a few of them. is this what steam feels like

#21 to #19 - racewarwhen

Reply+4

(09/21/2017)[-]

No cause you don't lose the free games. On ps if you stop your subscription you lose access to the ps plus "free" monthly games you already have.
Pc mustard race wins again

#7 to #2 - supersnake

Reply+6

(09/21/2017)[-]

it means that the consoles only let you play online if you have purchased the premium accounts required, PlayStation 4 has PS+ and Xbox has Xbox Live Gold.

pretty sure the characters are all free, the skins and loot boxes aren't and the game has its usual upfront cost

but I don't actually play it, nor on console so I don't know

#11 to #7 - xarlot

Reply+5

(09/21/2017)[-]

Loot boxes are free. You get them every level and 1 free every 3 wins up to 3 times in a week in arcade modes. I mean the only reason to pay for skins or lootboxes is for even skins you can only buy for a month each year. Even then average play time during the event you can still get roughly half the event skins/emotes/highlight intros through the free lootboxes. Imo it's such a waste to buy stuff you can get for free in a game you already bought.