Nerd gets rejected, but reveals he's #1 in content on FJ

#2 - weebtrash#98 on commentsRank#98

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Yeah, that's what happens when I tell girls I have autism too.

#63 to #2 - lnfinitereaper

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(09/19/2017)[-]

If you were like me you could get all the girls even with autism. SELF CONFIDENCE, BITCH!

#64 to #63 - weebtrash#98 on commentsRank#98

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Doesn't count if they're underage.

#35 to #2 - cutiepyro

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(09/19/2017)[-]

he looks like he's in the process of killing his drive D:/sonsabitches

#4 - kmichel

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(09/19/2017)[-]

This guy hangs around my university. All his "pranks" involve taking off his shirt.

#5 to #4 - aldothenazi

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Is he connor murphy? cause he's been posted on /fit/ alot lately and he looks like **** in the face now cause of roid abuse.

#8 to #5 - kmichel

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Yep, that's the one.

#9 to #8 - aldothenazi

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Dude is becoming "just" man incarnate rapidly.

#10 to #5 - jbedidusmus

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Who?

#11 to #10 - aldothenazi

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#34 to #10 - rockamekishiko

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#45 to #5 - HashMap

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(09/19/2017)[-]

He's going bald. At 24 or so. That has to suck. At least he's not an autist anymore, like we all are.

#65 to #45 - aldothenazi

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(09/20/2017)[-]

I started balding at 24-25. Didnt really bother me that much since my whole life wasnt build around my appearance. Now Im 27 and I clip it as short as I can. And Connor still seems plenty autismo.

#15 to #5 - psychadelicsnake

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(09/19/2017)[-]

He goes on fit?

#16 to #15 - aldothenazi

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Nah, just lot of people been posting pictures of him past few weeks cause hes hairline is receding, has dark circles around his eyes and seem alot smaller. but i bet he'd fit right in fit.

#28 to #16 - anon id: 23cbf0e1

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(09/19/2017)[-]

>Not saying he'd /fit/ right in

#17 to #16 - psychadelicsnake

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(09/19/2017)[-]

So hes getting ****** over by roids?

#18 to #17 - aldothenazi

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Ya man, seems alot like it. I dont really follow e-celebes so I just skimmed the threads but the pictures seemed pretty bad.

#19 to #18 - psychadelicsnake

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Rip him

#20 to #19 - aldothenazi

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(09/19/2017)[-]

rip in protein. why didnt he die instead of pianoman

#52 to #20 - norrus

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(09/19/2017)[-]

first time I've ever felt bad for someone die that i didn't know. I feel Rich was a legit good man, he didn't lie about his roid use and was honest to us about everything. he was one of the first person i started watching when i began lifting, even bought his PWO which did a good job and tasted good.
going to honor him with a 8 hour arm workout soon, for we can all struggle to become 5%'ers.

RIP Rich Piana

#60 to #52 - imdan

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Don't know much about the guy, but the last line of his wiki page definitely looks like it was written by a /fit/izen.

#61 to #60 - norrus

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(09/19/2017)[-]

key saw that now, bottom of his wiki page it says "He has also been recognized as the greatest natty bodybuilder of all time."

#66 to #52 - aldothenazi

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(09/20/2017)[-]

Aye, didnt follow him too much but from what I saw he was pretty decent fellow. Heard interesting audio on utube which I think his wife recorded, in which Piana is yelling 30 minutes at her cause she stole steroids from him and sold them to "Big Boy". They are in car somewhere and Piana even stops mid way to sell steroids to some guy they had meet with, very nonchlantly and then when dude leaves he goes back to yelling at her. There are slapping sounds at some point and its hard to say whether he hit her or not but I think all in all he kept very good composure for a roider.

#36 to #5 - cutiepyro

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(09/19/2017)[-]

roid abuse? why do people take steroids?

#37 to #36 - aldothenazi

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(09/19/2017)[-]

no where to go once you hit your natural limit man.

#46 to #37 - supercookieduster

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(09/19/2017)[-]

old guy i work with did a ton of that ****. said he got a **** ton of kidney stones from it

#31 to #4 - redragond

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Didn't he get arrested?

#6 - pebar#146 on commentsRank#146

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(09/19/2017)[-]

I'm famous on the internet;
you don't know what you're missing

#12 to #6 - lethargiccoffee

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(09/19/2017)[-]

I'm so famous in one part of the internet everyone on the discord knows me.
I'm the only one in it

#22 to #12 - lillyxsatou

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(09/19/2017)[-]

I'll join
What kind of discord is it?

#23 to #22 - lethargiccoffee

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(09/19/2017)[-]

It was a joke mate, the truth is I'm not famous at all

#24 to #23 - lillyxsatou

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(09/19/2017)[-]

I trusted you!
I was your biggest fan!

#13 to #6 - kurbeh

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Who the hell are you?

#38 to #6 - cutiepyro

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(09/19/2017)[-]

i've had a couple videos get to a couple hundred thousand views

#1 - DemonMatt#249 on commentsRank#249

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(09/19/2017)[-]

>Instagram famous

#26 to #1 - sociocat#418 on commentsRank#418

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(09/19/2017)[-]

"haha you thought I was a nerd but I have like a hundred teenage girls follow me on instagram because I post pictures of my chest which is my only good feature"

#41 to #26 - heavenwave#431 on commentsRank#431

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(09/19/2017)[-]

that's usually enough

#21 - happyapper#293 on commentsRank#293

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#14 - dillweed

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(09/19/2017)[-]

**dillweed used "*roll picture*"**
**dillweed rolled image** Being "instagram famous" is an embarrassing title to have.

#27 to #14 - sociocat#418 on commentsRank#418

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(09/19/2017)[-]

well when you are instagram famous you can be as much of an ass as you want and teenage girls will flock to defend you so for some people its pretty good

#39 to #27 - dillweed

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(09/19/2017)[-]

It won't get you far in life except maybe 25-life because of all the teenage fan girls you have

#44 - lotengo#108 on commentsRank#108

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(09/19/2017)[-]

I will never forget the day that Trump won the election. I got flooded with notifications and mentions of people congratulating me.
My GF saw it and asked why my laptop made that sound every minute. I explained to her that I am(was) internet famous on a meaningless memesite/political bandwagon.

Pic related was her facial expression and I did not get laid that night.

#54 to #44 - leonhardt#86 on commentsRank#86

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(09/19/2017)[-]

>Calling it "famous"
>Not just saying "Oh I have a lot of friends on this site"

Your lack of tactical ************ skills disappoint me.

#55 to #54 - lotengo#108 on commentsRank#108

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(09/19/2017)[-]

>Having friends
>Me

Nobody will buy it so I'm not gonna bother trying to sell it.

#62 to #44 - iamthepapercut

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(09/19/2017)[-]

why is your girlfriend an old canadian man

#70 to #62 - mournox

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(09/20/2017)[-]

That's not an arguement.

#71 to #70 - iamthepapercut

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(09/20/2017)[-]

#58 to #44 - anon id: b429ec0f

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Your GF looks like a dude.

#59 to #44 - ciaphascain

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#53 to #44 - orpheeauxenfers#383 on commentsRank#383

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#47 to #44 - Greevon

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Good job orange daddy

#29 - Lintutu#446 on commentsRank#446

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(09/19/2017)[-]

>instagram famous

******* lol

#30 to #29 - jrockjesse

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(09/19/2017)[-]

I mean say watcha want, I mean I also think it's dumb as **** to be Instagram famous....but are you aware of how much those Instagram famous people make?

#48 to #30 - supercookieduster

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(09/19/2017)[-]

how much?

#51 to #48 - flyingflufferflow

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(09/19/2017)[-]

5k-7.5k a month i mean, left that part out.

#57 to #51 - supercookieduster

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(09/19/2017)[-]

damn, thats actually pretty dope

#50 to #48 - anon id: abdeef10

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(09/19/2017)[-]

if you have over 200,000 followers you could be making between 5,000, and 7,500 depending on how much **** you post and who you work with. but thats average for someone who keeps busy with Instagram modeling

#73 to #48 - jrockjesse

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(09/20/2017)[-]

The three highest ranking Instagram models are Kendall Jenner, Cara Delevigne, and Gigi Hadid/ who can net anywhere between $125,000 and $300,000 per post, according to CR Fashion Book due to the fact that they receive brand royalties

and that's just the high-profile models, models Karlie Kloss, Behati Prinsloo, and Miranda Kerrr get between $25,000 to $50,000 for a post.

#56 - bearinmind

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(09/19/2017)[-]

People who do these kinds of pranks are just jokes of human beings.

Pic related another example

#69 to #56 - sherlockbatman

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(09/20/2017)[-]

**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**

"Eighty Eighty-Three Three"

#72 to #69 - bearinmind

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(09/20/2017)[-]

Someone got a video of them legit rehearsing there pussy slap prank in the middle of the street.

Bring back the days where they would make a super heavy object light and get a kid to move it easily. The baffled looks bring more life to me then this.

#33 - anon id: 9864118c

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Breaking News: Man puts ego on the line for people he doesn't know in a vain effort to please them because vagina. More at 11.