Welcome back to Funnyjunk **********, the Funnyjunk Hunger Games, season 6, part 3!
Very sorry for that update-less weekend, I hope you survived without me, now we're back to our roughly regular schedule.
And you know what miffs me? We're on Part 3 already, but this is only Day 2. We're gonna have to catch up a little!
Was Funnyjunk ever even yellow? Or is that just a thing oldfags say to sound old?
I haven't bitched in a while either, Gypsy, and I too really wanna bitch at something right now.
While we're at gypsydude, endless thank you for slipping those shoutouts for the games in between all your trash! They're probably keeping this thing alive.
There we go, I have something to bitch about now. There were no ******* deaths today!
But that should all change in Night 2:
When I was younger, tic-tac-toe seemed to be a much more challenging game, but then I was a particularly dumb kid, too.
And that is today's first death, dndxplain is out! ******* see, Maverick? This is what happens when you don't pay child support.
And I too, am asking alzawrath for nudes, please.
Wasn't lickinggecko also supposed to write a song? Fine, cunt, don't do it then, I didn't wanna read it anyway
Thevioletlightning still on a roll! Shame it had to be fritters, but at least it wasn't your own teammate this time!
I'm counting mortuz's death twice for those statistics I'm gonna not do.
So this is where we'd end today normally. But we're not normal at all, so Day 3!
Ooh man, I see some trash comps vs. stuff comps rivarly going on! That's great, it means we're getting twice the memes.
And it's not gay if you're 100% female.
One of these days you'll make it, Josh, just go slow and steady.
Kaldarvonlupo had to be taking lessons from infinitereaper, damn. Thevioletlightning is out!
And so is admin. What a ****** ******* death, what am I supposed to say to that? He was hungry for cock? At least one of the ponies is out.
You thought this was over now? Pft. Night 3!
That's right Trashman, get that tribute count down a little, we'll need to find a winner soon! We're slowly getting rid of politics and ponies, it's almost like curing cancer.
After spending an embarrassingly long time reading that one sentence over and over, I conclude that knightbean and lickinggecko are dead. There's just so much orange happening there, it's like lotengo sneezed on it, man.
You guys doing alright? Bear with me, I'm sure this is hard for you, but we're almost at the end! Day 4:
I'm trying so hard, you guys, but there's just no ******* connection between gameshredder, infinitereaper, and porkycreeper besides their names all ending with and R.
But wasn't lotengo the senate like 10 pictures ago?
I wouldn't mind being itsgnar's bitch either. But I wouldn't mind being anyone's bitch.
Okay, so by now you're probably thinking "come on Vicky, this just has to be over now, I can't take it anymore" right? I'm sure you're tired. But after all that exciting **** today, you know what else happened? An arena event!
Alzawrath, infinitereaper, and dannala haven't survived. Since I like percentage, I'm around 33% happy with these deaths.
Here you go, this is it now, you're free! You can check out the sticky for the remaining tributes if you still haven't had enough.
I hope you liked the super song update. If you haven't please bitch about it and I won't do a thing like that ever again, but I kinda want to rush this season a tiny bit. Tomorrow Night 4!
Part 2: /channel/fj-games/My+nudes+s6p2/huLrLuh/