fat-people: landplanet
>be me
>me and bros are stoned as ****, decide to go to carnival
>we get there, get tickets, stand in line for the tilt-a-whirl
>suddenly landplanet juxtaposes herself behind us
>more rolls than a bakery
>she's carrying a ridiculous amount of food from a food cart, "oh she's probably just holding it for her family"
>no family
>she begins shoveling the food into her mouth
>funnel cake, corn dogs, cookies, cakes
>me and bros cant believe what we're seeing
>ride opens up, people start going in
>we are seated, landplanet is behind us
>suddenly, loud noise from nowhere
>the particular seat the hambeast sat in had broken, and she was on the ground
>she immediately vomits everything back into a puddle on the ground
>passes out
>they had to carry her out with a double stretcher, took like four people
>me and bros laugh all night
>after carnival, go to mcdonalds to eat
>landplanet in front of us in line
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