This is Vault 666
The name was not a mistake
These are your typical dwellers within the vault
(Ignore the fact that every person in this room is black)
And this is Goddamn James
James is ******* ridiculous
James had the stats of Jesus himself
Everyone else in the vault was level 3, but goddamn James came in and set a whole new standard
James was horny
JESUS CHRIST JAMES
Eventually James proceeded to impregnate all the women he could find
Vault 666 is bad when it comes to birth control
Here he can be observed wooing his 16th lover.
James had such a high status among the vault dwellers, he eventually became their cult messiah
All cultist enforces a of James' fair laws are required to wear Ninja suits.
Eventually, every single woman in the entire vault was pregnant with James' children
ALL OF THEM
Without further women to impregnate, James began to ******* snap
Here he can be observed talking to himself, wooing a "lover" that simply isn't there
James eventually began to terrorize the people of the vault
We can see many fleeing James' presence in terror, as James simply dances on in pure bliss.
To cement his power, James began implementing brainwashing tactics
Soon, all of the women of the vault were under his control
Here we can observe James' demon spawn running about the vault, all singing praises to their patriarch-God
All shall pay tribute to James
Jokes on them, other men in the vault were not allowed to have children
ALL SHALL BE FROM JAMES
James began setting traps by calling wastelanders to the vault so that they may become blood-sacrifices to James himself
Eventually, James began exiling all other men in the vault that were not his children
Here we can see the few women sparred from his wrath.
I once thought myself to be the overseer of the vault.
I am no longer in control of my vault
JAMES OWNS THE VAULT NOW