There's This Guy I Know... #1gladiaceltRank: #2420 dungeons-n-dragsBlocksBlocks prevnext Prev Next ciaphascain and averageniceguy So here's what happens. There's this guy I know, who has almost a rule to playing his characters. Here's the **** he does - -Wants to be the "Face of the Party", and lies saying "DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE FACE?!" -ALWAYS makes a female, and never has played a character in the good/lawful alignment. I understand that there are preferences, but ******* come on, play something different. -A good portion of the time, wants to have sexual acts involved when playing. Example: In our session of Dragon's Demand, about 4 dungeons before the final boss, he tells the gm "imma take a guy up stairs, and roll to **** him. 1d8 for hours of how long i last, and how long he lasts.", and after the campaign, the GM only further made this worse by saying "Hurr Durr my fan made goddess comes down and has sex with your character for 24 hours, XDXDXDXD". I never stop hearing about it to this day. -As a character, always feels the need to shut anyone down who doesn't say something interesting. And when they do, "You're wasting time, lets go." Going back to one of the other points, just recently he decided to make a rogue (87th one, mind you). WITH This rogue, he saved the sorceress from a demon that was about to rape her (wanted to have the players earn a sense of fear and helpless-ness. Did this specifically because the campaign im doing is based on beserk, and the guy who turned into said demon was known through the kushan army as a sex fiend. Trust me, rape won't be a front for this campaign, or anything sexual.), ONLY to then follow up by fingering the said sorceress because **** knows. I learned recently that the weird "kink" the sorceress has is that she LOVES the moon, and is a partial astronomer. Thought this was pretty damn cool. As much as i want to say more, the guy isn't bad, he's fun to play with and can be a generally good person if he tries. And I realize that some of these things can be taken as "nit picking", to which if it is then i apologize by wasting your time on this post. Have Bill Murray as a gift. If anyone wants more, just ask. If this post violates any rules or regulations, just notify me and i'll take this down immediately. prevnext +30 -Favorite +Favorite Unblock User's Content Block User's Content Sub/Block Channels dungeons-n-drags:UploadUnblockBlockSubUnsubsubs: 3340