So I'm playing dnd by text with my cousin on rolegate. Its his first game so I'm not expecting much from him. But this conversation was painful. To summarize:
"So you got your keister kicked by some rats did ya?"
"Gee wilikers, mister. I sure did."
"Well, my boy, allow me to teach you how to be an assassin."
"Golly, that sounds swell!"
"And that's all you need to know. Oh, one more thing. (Eyes narrow) You're gonna get a mysterious letter telling you to do some shady things. Follow the instructions, but don't let anyone know about it. (Back to smiley and happy) Also you can work for me in my inn!"
"Gee, mister. That's awful neighborly of ya. But I would also like a way to make a bit more money than just cleaning a tavern."