This was my first time playing in years, so I spent three days creating a dwarf rouge. I was joining a game that was already ongoing.
Don't know anyone else's character, just started yesterday.
>they get on a boat and kill everyone, finding me in the jail
>ask me if I need help
>being a dwarf I ask, yeah... Got any grog?
>me: ok, just let me out then.
>they let me out, and I find a big barrel labeled "grog", find mugs, and we all drink from it, celebrating victory
>DM to me: roll your saving throw.
>DM: just do it.
>I roll, get a 3, with a modifier of 2, brings me up to a solid 5/20
>DM: every single one of your organs explode.
They then had to use a ring of wishes to wish me back to life. The good part of it: I am now able to summon enough really fluffy pillows for the entire team.