Cleonn Guard Stories Anonymous (/ )
Hahaha, eh WOW, guys. Ijust had the worst experience. So, you know I got bumped up to palace guard recently, right? New plumes, new tabard, halberd all shined up with
some tassels hanging hem it (only part I dent like, fuck tassels} and one of these sweet crossbows with the goat' s feet.
So, the elven delegation is coming in, and we' all been told to keep in absolute tiptop shape fer it. Kit polished, no spitting on duty, eyes straight ahead, you know what I
mean, right? So, there' s this one with the delegation, and I swear to Polor, hottest, most lithe little thing Ne ever seen. Tiny, but hot as fuck. So, she starts making
eyes at me, and I , only live once, right?
So while the ambassador is hobnobbing and I' m , we go into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the
situation. Midway through, though, the deer slams open and the elf ambassador stomps in, while we' re still on the table, and just stares in shock and disbelief. You
know when yeu' re about to have your entire life crash down around you, how you remember even the tiny details? Well, I' ll never ferget the one word he said, then and there.
Grand ma?"
Lucky fer me, he was apparently tee embarrassed to report it, otherwise I' d be wt on my ass right new.
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ewe gs into this unused observatory in the Northwest Tower and start doing what any two adults WOULD do in the situation
Engage in a genteel, refined conversation regarding the configuration of astronomical constellations in the night sky, the nature of stars as massive astronomical bodies which fuse atoms of
hydrogen and helium to create heavy elements (in fact, almost every atom in the universe that is not a hydrogen er helium atom was created inside a star) and produce heat and radiation hem
their plasma' s internal fusion reactions, and the aberrant, Far Realm entities that may lurk within some of those stars?
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THIS IS WHY THE ELF WOMEN ARE GOING TO HUMAN MEN, ,
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