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Well this will require setup to make understandable but rods of gust of wind can only be used with perform checks.
So, my usual group says they would like to try something, just a one of and they would buy dinner for me ill did. I was like , but they better
be boneless wings.
Se. 15th level 3. 5 game no actual setting. just "generic fantasy town with several skilled ".
So players have characters already made, this makes me pleased as have to wait 3 hours. I go over the sheets, bard... bard again?
warrior, wizard. Elk, weird party, look at the names Bard 1 Ele' tree. Bard f? Pietro tig Btown/ in, Warrior timer , and the
Wizard Johnathan Entangler.
twee like... interesting names guys. you seem like you out some work into this. State looked good, all of them had some points in charisma
though not sure who the face was since they were all human. Anyway, I gut things rolling.
Before I even get a chance to . players go "can we get some magical items crafted while we' re here. and you do your exposition
stuff as we investigate while waiting?"
for all like sure... | know this isn' t going to and well.
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holy shit, is my dying or something? coolshit poet for like is minutes or something right in the middle of story time
So Bard 2 says he simply wants an enchanted lyre that helps him with his perform checks. and is glimmered to look like whatever he wants
and has ghost sound so it can play sounds that amit really what you' d expect from a lyre. laes like, oh sounds cool.
Wizard says he wants some simple wondrous items since we dent really hate a rogue, he wanted to be kinda sneaky and have things that
would allow him to make distractions and stuff. so small little sticks that would do different things. like ghost sound. dancing lights, color
spray, light, prestidigitation- When he got them back he painted some white, and some black to help differentiate so he wouldn‘ t forget which
was which because he had like Ell ofthem.
Warior wanted 3 shields sizes for situations all enchanted with thundering. I house nits you can put elemental weapon
enchants on shields so you can do the of said element on a shield bash. He wanted them done with thundering. I let him have them so he
got his large shield, small shield, and buttar all similarity enchanted. laes like alt, whatever.
Finally Bard 1 says he wants a rod of gust of wind. but he wants it to be not max level. he wants to be able to adjust it like wiht a perform
check for different levels of wind. I decided that he could do worse things to me with that money so I let it tty.
repeated so less wall of tasty
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So on with adventure. I tell them that the party is located in a desert city that has been attacked by a vicious desert om tribe
that has been seen camping out near the base ofa plateau, kinda handle miss because there is a massive cams tadpole on
huge struts set out from the cliff wall so that the arcs don' t sit in direct sunlight all day, in preparation for their night raids.
The party decides that thery' ll go investigate. as it gets dark so they can see the big shots organizing the night raids and make a
plan to take them out-
Anyway, the party picks up their sur, buys a couple mundane bite of equpiment like some Ill that poles, rope, adventure stuff.
Then heads out, they get to the place easily visir: rle bythe large number at dusk. The party all drinks potions of
invisibility and silence alter casting rays telepathic bond, and they sneak into the camp, they make their way to what appears to be a banquet
platform. not used for that night yet and decide to setup there in order to ambush the obviously important arce who would dine above everyone
else. The warrior takes up position closest to the at the back, and sets out his shields, and pulls out his nunchucks the took the
proficiency) and waits. The wizard pulls out his little sticks and uses 2 dowels rods to connect them together so he can easily hit multiple
sticks at the same time or in rapid succession in panama.
Bard l whips out his lyre and gets ready to play some music, and this is where it all clicked.
Bard 2 pulled out his of gust of wind, having finally come up with a command word for it. Puts the rod near his mouth leans back so the
other and is looking out over the camp and shouts. " HHA !!!! !!! !!' gets a perform check with a rial 20 in the
upper Ms, as the warrior begins to beat his shields, the wizard plays his keyboard, and Bard l lets out a Whoa "Who Are You".
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that based on the perform check, and bonuses from synchronized singing/ playing and clever setup that the music was so awesome
and the gust of wind so powerful. it liberally blew the minds of havethe mes there, the other half got blown away in huricane force winds while
the wizard played a dazzling light show, and the warrior em any mes that rushed the stage with blasts from his shields/ drums.
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Elk. weird may look at the names Bard l Huston Deltas. Bard 2 Pierre m , Incantation. and the WHEN Johnathan
it became clear then git M MES ,
Bard I Roger Daltrey, Bard 2 Pete Towns hend, Warrior Keith Moon, and the Wizard John Entwistle-
All I could do was applaud them and eat the delicious pizza they bought me for dinner as they went around performing songs across the