can' t make it
kilns sothe players volunteers to make a one off, real simple dungeon crawl.
right, why not?
up scrn. e level 4 characters, hearths spiel aboutthe threat to the land frsm "The Dark Gsd' s anus"
Hinterland journey to the dungeon.
eh few forgettable random encounters
entrance is basically a description of a thing doing goatse in the side sothe
same trepidation we go in.
a few traps, get some loot, (a book which he wanted us to read, but no way were we going to
eh few rssvs in, we get challenged by the first sapient hazard we' seen.
eh short, potbellied guy with a gigantic erection, introducing himself as "the amazing dildont" demands
that we submit to him.
pull wt and cast afew defensive spells
DDM sets up the combat model.
two combat models, using a giant snake to represent the trouser snake.
fight a bit.
the guy, not even that hard.
his penis lives and will smite you foryour presumption.
Skrulls humanoid figurine and continues moving around the "snake", which begins to shoot
lightning at us.
breaks down anthis point in accusations sf "Seriously, what the fuck man?"