I'm a guy and I maturbated while:
sitting on the last seat inclass to a old fat teacher.
the barber was cutting my hair (the towel was big it covered all the way down my knees)
at the corner of a park
in my bedroom while my family were near the door and it was open
everytime I take a dump
and no one knows about this but me and the person reading this
ALL HEIL MY VIRGIN POWER!