> Be a tall black guy.
>Be Gay.
>Having a really bad day because I revealed my sexuality to my parents just earlier on that day.
>They kicked me out of the house. Denied me as their son.
>I'm talking to my homosexual friends about my situation.
>We like to sit and watch people play basketball in the local court.
>I notice a really handsome, fit, guy playing with his friends.
>He attempts a backwards throw into the hoop and misses.
>It hits the rim and bounces on my head.
>It's really not my day so without hesitation I go to him with my friends and we kick his ass!
>He goes back home and his mum notices he was in a fight.
>Last I heard, he was in Bel-Air with his relatives.