Regular Speghetti: very tasty. overall quality of
life is increased a bit.
Saucy Spaghetti: Lost in the sauce. lifespan is
shortened by half, but overall quality is greatly
Large Speghetti: Lacks depth of flavor. more
substantial events, both positive and negative
will enrich your life.
Plain Spaghetti: might need some salt. life is
quadrupled in length, but both positive and
negative events around you become much less
Spaghettio "bowe": why? social interactions
become few and far between. however, any
media created by you, such as aliases, images,
or phrases become much more genetically
Pesto Spaghetti: its green! life is filled with
many more "unusual" events. things like
bizarre weather, break dancing hobos, neon
colored clothing, or even girls with amnesia
falling from the sky become daily occurrences.