Freaking Messed Up Food Commercialthylacine cringe-channelAdjust content blockingContent Blocking prevnext Prev Next Just recently I was watching television on Syfy catching up on those cheesey sharknado films when suddenly this one commerical came on for microwavable dinners. Some white dude is sitting in his office's break-room eating said microwave dinner when suddenly he starts writhing suggestive in his seat moaning out "Oh this food is so good! I just want to spank it! Yeah! SPANK IT! SPANK THAT FOOD GOOD! I just want to spank it so hard! I wanna spank it! Wanna spank it so bad! Spank it!". As this is happening his co-workers look confused as Heck and the commercial cuts to a black background to show the product as a sultry woman's voice coos out "Go ahead bad boy, it's okay to go ahead and pork your food!". I for the life of me cannot recall the name of the food brand, but I could hardly believe what I just witnessed. I know they use weird $e×-appeal to sell products, like those Hardies commercials with the sultry woman eatting hamburgers, but fetishizing eating their food itself and using the term "go ahead and pork your food" is where things get really freaking messed up! Who the bloody Heck are they trying to appeal to?! Given how messed up things are these days, there are probably people out there who really would take the commercial literally! prevnextTags: cringe | Food | WTF | weird | Commercial | commercials +42 -Favorite +Favorite Unblock User's Content Block User's Content Sub/Block Channels cringe-channel:UploadUnblockBlockSubUnsubsubs: 1554
