My fellow brothers and sisters, I welcome you to this glorious event. Tonight marks the night where every sect of the Christian faith has come together in concert to achieve a divine and noble goal. Tonight we are no longer labelled as 'Protestant', 'Catholic', 'Eastern Orthodox', 'Lutheran', or even 'Baptist'. Tonight, we are the soldiers of God.
For centuries we have fought the enemies of the Lord, shed our blood for our faith, and killed for the good of this world. But by the dawn of the 21st Century, the Blade of Christianity was dulled by cowards and weaklings. For years we were mocked, ridiculed, and slandered for our faith. As faith waned, Evil began to show its true colors. Western civilization faces a threat far worse than any natural disaster or plague could inflict. A war is coming. The degenerate enemies of God gather at the gates of our societies. The Islamic dogs pour into our lands, bleeding benefits from neighboring countries and inflicting misery on their people. Like a leech, they seek to bleed us dry.
The bureaucrats of global institutions plot and conspire and against us, as their lust for blood grows.
And then there's the homosexuals, the sick, perverted sodomites who value pleasure over morality and decency. Their erogenous behavior has tainted entire communities, men, women, even children. These degenerates have been known to rape children, only now it is becoming more obvious. What is even more sickening is that they want the sexualization of a child to become accepting in society. Even these 'trans-sexuals' want to be accepted for mutilating themselves and calling themselves men or women. They sick in the head, they are diseased.
That ends here. Tonight we have come to set aside our differences and focus on that which unites us all. Our faith. And with our faith, the Knights Templar has returned, stronger than ever before! With our forces united under the banner of the Knights Templar, we will crush the enemies of God!
The Islamic curs boast how they could take over the world with their numbers, but they will run out of soldiers before we run out of bullets! The bureaucrats think that trade embargoes and anti-weapon laws can stop us, but we will keep fighting even if we fight with sticks and stones! The gay communities think they are untouchable, but they burn by flame; once by our soldiers, twice in Hell!
Now is the time, brothers and sisters, now is the time for the Knights Templar to rise again, and bring the sinners and heretics to heel!
-Excerpt from Archdeacon Enrico Renato, circa 2050