Listen up, bitches. Here I'll show you 100% foolproof way to get rid of sadpanda forever and get full access to exhentai as well as how to use it.
Now you may be asking, why the **** would I want to bother with all this when there's other doujin sites? The answer is simple. Exhentai has everything (and by that I mean, everything), you can easily download galleries and it has the most robust tag and search system out there.
Ok, so first off, you'll need a few things.
1. At least half a brain
2. A modern web browser
3. A cookie manager add-on (unless you want to get all of your cookies wiped completely like a moron). I use Cookies Manager+.
Ok, so let's say you tried to get access to some juicy doujin link on exhentai, but what the ****, suddenly sadpanda in your face. Look at that sad bear, he knows you ****** up. Fortunately, I'm here to help you ********* and send that panda away forever.
Open your cookies manager and filter by hentai.org. You might get a couple more garbage cookies but the only one we care about is this one.
Name: yay
Content: louder
You better believe that's an MLP reference so let's delete that ****** right up. Delete the cookie without hesitation. As long as the cookie is in your system, you will always get sadpanda, no matter what.
Exhentai.org is a gallery system from e-hentai.org. They also have g.e-hentai.org but that's redundant.
1. Everything on g.e-hentai.org is also on exhentai.org
2. Exhentai has no limits on content, unlike g.e-hentai, so it also has loli, *****, guro, whatever ****** up **** you're into. It has everything.
3. Exhentai sounds cooler
4. It has better color scheme
Now why is that important? To access exhentai, you need to have an account at e-hentai.org
So go right ahead and register right now. I'm going to take a small gamble and assume you didn't forget to prepare at least half a brain and are able to register without having a step-by-step process. Once that's done, go ahead and log right in.
It should look like this, only with your username instead of the big bright red arrow (it's not pointing anywhere, just a lazy censor).
And you're done. You can go on exhentai.org now. ******* magic. If you still get sadpanda, you probably didn't delete the cookie when I told you to or you forgot your brain at home so go double check you followed the guide correctly. Now let me show you how to search for all the porn you need.
This little ******* rectangle is all you need.
Click on the bright category buttons and they will darken. That means said category is excluded from your search so you can filter that way. Then you type whatever you need into the search box, use advanced options if you're feeling fancy and go search. But wait, what exactly to search? The answer is EVERYTHING.
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First off, let's find some nice fetish we want. Let's go with futa, FunnyJunk's favorite.
Click on the tag to get a description of it and how to use it. ****** ******* technical and precise.
Click on the slave tags to see any synonyms for the tag, so we can see that dickgirl = futanari and it doesn't matter what we write. The system will know what you want to search for.
OK, enough ******* around. Let's search for stuff in english, with futa and ***** in it, somebody getting mind broken, a female getting some anal action and a male getting raped. There's a few hits.
EDIT: You can also exclude tags by prefacing them with a -
Eg. -yaoi
Once we open a work, we can see the tag listing. Dashed section means low votes on the tag, so you know the presence of such is dubious. Click on a tag and you can vote it up or down but more importantly, search galleries with same tag. Useful for searching for **** from one author or group.
On the right, you can easily download the gallery with a single click. You have 3 options even. 2 completely free, one a bit more complicated.
1. The simplest option is if a gallery has a torrent. Just get it and be happy, free porn, no catch, no need to seed or ****.
2. If you're using Hentai<a href="home">home</a> (more below), you can use it to get the gallery, again, no hooks attached.
3. Last option is archive download, which will cost you some gallery points, depending on the gallery size.
Oh ****, what, there's cost? There is, but it doesn't need to cost you a single cent IRL.
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You can get gallery points by uploading galleries, running Hentai@home (like Folding@home, only for hentai galleries), making and uploading a torrent for existing gallery or a couple of other options.
There's also a full blown RPG game where you can earn gallery points, the HentaiVerse, but I'm not going to waste your time with that **** now, here's a wiki link.
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Don't worry, I'm almost finish just 2 last points to let you fully experience the power of exhentai.
You may be browsing a gallery with a certain theme or from some artists and you find a picture out of context and want to know where it comes from. Well, scroll down and click on that little link on the left. Yeah, the one that says "Show all galleries with this file." You have 3 guesses what it does and the first 2 don't count.
And last but not least, here's how to get reverse image search, when you need to find sauce for a picture, works great for doujin pages, unlike SauceNao or IQDB which is good for single pictures.
That's the end of the tutorial, there's wiki if you want to know more and there's every kind of porn you can imagine on exhentai so go have a nice fap/schlick with your newfound knowledge of hentai power.
****, this took way too much time to make.
