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    Measure Twice, Cat Once

    You might be shocked at how accurate this portrayal is. She had found her way into a corner area betwen cabinets and this was the easiest way to get her out. I will be accepting no comments on less destructive ways of releasing a feline from a thin-walled cabinet.
    +1542
    By: ecalycptus
    02/24/2025
    94

    Ronnie

    +1304
    By: ecalycptus
    02/18/2025
    107

    Chair Mattress

    There have been many times in my life when I realized I can save space and money by using one thing for two purposes. A smart phone with a suitable app can double as a highly-visible desk clock, a storage box full of cables can be a fine replacement for a bedside table, and a very patient customer service representative can be a substitute for therapy!
    +1054
    By: ecalycptus
    04/14/2025
    71

    The Sopronnies

    I am most appalled, however, by one aspect of the show to which I cannot relate. There are times, for example, when a character has food on their plate, but a minute later, there is still food left. They often take small bites and seem to enjoy the meal rather than shoveling it into their gullet to replace their pain with sandwich.
    +1033
    By: ecalycptus
    03/24/2025
    40

    Ronnie's Return Parts 1, 2 and 3

    Skipping a head for a bit, to show off all 3 of the "Ronnie Returns" teaser strips. (Parts 2 and 3 just dropped).

    I guess it's a return and not just an epilogue arc of sorts?
    (Either way back to the early parts of the archive now. We'll get to the new stuff eventually.)
    +971
    By: blopant
    02/11/2025
    75

    [Whomp] Dreg Hunt

    The great thing about Stardew Valley is that, with many NPCs, is that if they do something you don't like, you can spend time earning their love, marry them, produce offspring, and then divorce them and turn their children into doves that fly away. I think we all agree that I, specifically, should not have this spiteful power.
    +938
    By: ecalycptus
    09/09/2025
    103

    strange parted calm

    "Other than his inability to ever enjoy another McNugget, Ronnie realized that he can still eat other, non-McDonald's chicken nuggets. In his attempt to fill the void left by his beloved morsels, he's constantly reminded of the inferiority of every other nugget on the market. Also, Agrias later found out she can only telekinetically manipulate ugly lamps."
    +927
    By: blopant
    07/26/2025
    111

    [Whomp] Aghast from the Past

    THEY CHANGED THE RECIPE FOR SNACK PACK PUDDINGS SO THEY'RE RUNNY AND TASTE WEIRD AND STEVE IRWIN GOT STABBED IN THE HEART BY A STINGRAY AND MCNUGGETS ARE THIN AND MUSHY AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO JAPAN AND BEARDS ARE POPULAR NOW SO THEY THINK I'M TRYING TO BE POPULAR BUT I JUST DON'T WANNA SHAVE AND I DON'T LIKE NEW STAR TREK
    +893
    By: ecalycptus
    08/30/2025
    88

    Toasty

    +804
    By: ecalycptus
    02/20/2025
    53

    Guard Doody

    We all know the drill. We keep a lookout for predators while our kitties and puppies are launching their stinky nukes, and they do the same for us when we're sitting naked and afraid on a cold porcelain portal to the underdook.
    +803
    By: ecalycptus
    02/27/2025
    38

    [Whomp] Plastic Man

    These people of the future will never experience the thrill of opening a package of candy to find a smaller package inside that contains the actual piece of candy before realizing there would be no way of recycling it, tossing it into the general garbage and thinking with a shrug, ''At least it'll end up somewhere that isn't my internal organs.''
    +780
    By: ecalycptus
    44h ago
    62

    Gut Busting

    This is one of those comics for which I feel like I'm supposed to apologize. I figure if I build up enough of these, I can just apologize for them all at once when I'm forced to respond to a scathing article about the harm I've almost certainly done to society.
    +718
    By: ecalycptus
    07/14/2025
    100

    Whomp, the return

    +715
    By: ecalycptus
    02/08/2025
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    Open Inclination

    Despite the close call, it's easy to relate to Toasty. Many times have we all peered out into a world of possibilities only to be paralyzed by choice on the scale of infinite.Sometimes one wishes that the road ahead has one path, and it's to a Costco whose freezers are broken so they're giving away all those big pizzas..
    +665
    By: ecalycptus
    02/28/2025
    37

    Rad Moon on the Rise

    This comic stemmed from a time when I was promised a blood moon that turned out to have no blood, then later a super moon that wasn't even extra. I could have researched why these moons are called things like ''worm'' and ''strawberry'' but I've chosen to continue to regard the moon as the big, floating ball of rock i look up at some nights and gradually develop a panic attack as I imagine it falling on my house.
    +640
    By: ecalycptus
    04/02/2025
    41

    [Whomp] Fight or Delight

    ''If you keep looking at me with those puppy dog eyes, I'm gonna put you down... for a nap so that you can be energized to continue working hard. After that, I'm gonna take you out... to dinner because that one sandwich does not a meal make. Then I'm going to kill you... with a knife.''
    +646
    By: ecalycptus
    08/12/2025
    19

    High-Jinx

    It's all quirky, silly fun until one of the duo who have agreed to this outcome of a jinx begins attempts at forcing jinxes just to feel the warmth of another, even if just for a moment.
    +589
    By: ecalycptus
    04/26/2025
    32

    [Whomp] A Bidet to Remember

    The doc said I had the cleanest red balloon he had ever seen.
    +592
    By: ecalycptus
    09/18/2025
    40

    Balls to the Wall

    I appreciate that she's having fun, but I worry that she will move so quickly that the simulation won't be able to perform proper collision on her when she moves too many units in a single frame and ends up in a closed closet. We live in a simulation, by the way. I'm sorry you had to hear it from a webcomic, and not even a really good one.
    +574
    By: ecalycptus
    03/04/2025
    30

    Glut feeling

    Ronnie is unaware of her relationship status since the former roommates' interaction has diminished since she moved back in with her parents two years ago. He has no preference on whether she is fat or pregnant. All he knows is that maybe now she will be more receptive to some of his semi-exotic meals that the previously-slender woman once balked at. Perhaps she is finally ready to try dipping her peanut butter sandwich in tomato soup.
    +549
    By: ecalycptus
    04/03/2025
    35

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    "By hoarding hundreds of paper cups from cup noodles, I'm simply saving them from the landfill and it's not because I intent to use them as starter planters for clippings I snuck from the grocer's produce section. I don't know which ones will grow into entirely new food plants, but I have a good feeling that, next year, my garden will be full of beatifully blooming cobb salads."
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    32h ago
    0

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    "Anyone who owns a cat knows that they have an uncanny ability to know when you're telling others how much you love them. In that moment, they act in complete defiance of your emotional attachment by suddenly becoming an aggressive agitant to goad you into revealing yourself as a feline-despising monster."
    +228
    By: blopant
    33h ago
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    [Whomp] Plastic Man

    These people of the future will never experience the thrill of opening a package of candy to find a smaller package inside that contains the actual piece of candy before realizing there would be no way of recycling it, tossing it into the general garbage and thinking with a shrug, ''At least it'll end up somewhere that isn't my internal organs.''
    +780
    By: ecalycptus
    44h ago
    62

    needless characterized smothered

    "Despite the close call, it's easy to relate to Toasty. Many times have we all peered out into a world of possibilities only to be paralyzed by choice on the scale of infinite.Sometimes one wishes that the road ahead has one path, and it's to a Costco whose freezers are broken so they're giving away all those big pizzas.."
    +34
    By: blopant
    57h ago
    1

    assigned petite gleaming

    "Many believe, to this day, that Ronnie traversed a hundred miles in an instant, traveling the wails of anguished winds, slipping through the space between silences, and passing beyond the back door that Mr. Chiu keeps forgetting to lock."
    "Many of the early stories you will hear about my new kitty are true, including one where this particular, small cat disappeared into the bowels of my home which I did not know had bowels in which to disappear. I spent days fretting that she'd starve and dehydrate as I wondered when I would begin to smell terrible things."
    "Walls. Walls! WALLS. Walls. Walls. Walls, walls. Walls WALLS walls walls. Walls. Walls. Walls. WALLS!!! Walls... Walls? WAAAAALLS!!! Walls."
    "You might be shocked at how accurate this portrayal is. She had found her way into a corner area betwen cabinets and this was the easiest way to get her out. I will be accepting no comments on less destructive ways of releasing a feline from a thin-walled cabinet."
    +92
    By: blopant
    58h ago
    5

    mind-boggling obsequious balding

    "Ronnie lives alone now in a small, rural house. What lies in store for the future of his work which has gone neglected for nearly 4 years?"
    "An old flame returns. By 'old flame,' of course I mean the guy who would burn Ronnie's fingertips with a lighter if he fell unconscious during the 18th hour of his work session."
    "Thank you to all those who held a torch for me for all this time. I hope we can have 10 more years of fun!"

    And here we go again. To his credit, he's pretty much stuck to his 3 comics a week schedule since coming back in Feb.
    +251
    By: blopant
    58h ago
    7

    thirsty life-size overrated

    "The waiter in skinny jeans, coiffed hair and oiled beard marches confidently towards your table and places before you a skillet containing a tiny, seared steak covered in a rich mushroom sauce with a sprig of thyme resting on the side. As you reach out to touch it, his hand grabs yours with the speed of a superman, proclaiming worriedly the intense heat of the vessel."

    This was the last comic before The Great 4 Year Whomp Hiatus
    +24
    By: blopant
    10/12/2025
    5

    thin scattered acrid

    "That's right, reader. I, the man of no one's dreams, has now claimed one of the fairer sex for his own heart. How do I proceed with the comic now that I've made it meta? Does comic Ronnie get her as a girlfriend? Do I begin depicting real Ronnie now? Do I finally wake up? The world is my oyster!"
    "My comic counterpart is forced to go through this grueling process every time he becomes aware of a change in my life that he then needs to take into his own for the purposes of comedy propagation. He still hasn't forgiven me for the bald spot."
    +478
    By: blopant
    10/12/2025
    28

    enormous doctrinal destitute

    "You can't just say to the man holding sharp objects against your inexplicably nerve-filled mastication bones that they look as though they asked their barber for a haircut directly inspired by the fruit rumored to keep dental practitioners at bay."
    +15
    By: blopant
    10/12/2025
    0

    winnable lewd knotty

    "The thrift store is a magical place where one can buy any number of medical devices, treasured music collections, and oversized Hawaiian shirts left behind by loved ones at prices that could only be described as 'alarming disrespect for the deceased'."
    "I was planning on stilting over to my bed and releasing my kinetic energy upon it, but I don't want to risk bouncing out of the window, rolling into the street and slipping into an open manhole like last time."
    +237
    By: blopant
    10/11/2025
    10

    woeful tiny likely

    "Alright, we did the lap thing. That's good for one panel of a comic. If you want a second and third, we're going to need a mountain hot spring and a box of pocky."
    +14
    By: blopant
    10/11/2025
    1

    Bohemian future tasteful

    "Raja's arms are tired. He's been at sea for weeks now, paddling through storms that make legends. The determined delivery person reaches the shores of America and leaves the goods on the doorstep. Raja would stay to see the joy on the customer's face, but he must hurry, for he has three more continents to reach today."
    +86
    By: blopant
    10/11/2025
    2

    [Whomp] Zombies Opiate My Neighbour

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Candies crushed on a social networking website. I've watched horse girls glitter in the dark on a pocket computer. All those moments will be lost in time... like a login streak when you leave your phone in an Uber.
    +38
    By: ecalycptus
    10/10/2025
    18

    glorious au****ious melodic

    "A scourge of Chinese buffets, Ronnie's legendary status has reached across the seas where, in the far east, he is known as the pig awakened to sadness. They say he once consumed not only the meat on his plate, but the very souls of the creatures themselves."
    +11
    By: blopant
    10/09/2025
    1

    attractive seemly creative

    "Why do we call something that cools the room an air conditioner, but for warming, it's called a space heater?"
    +4
    By: blopant
    10/09/2025
    0

    fancier cowardly elaborated

    "In my opinion, we have two monsters. One avoids washing dishes, taking out the trash, vacuuming the floor, folding clothes, and any number of other shared tasks. The other still uses instant Polaroid pictures in 2021."
    +32
    By: blopant
    10/09/2025
    0
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