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Tinder Delivers. . Ctures, Meet Josh and Michelle. They matched on tinder since 2014 but still never met. And both ofthem kinda busy which 2 months to reply. Ve

Ctures,
Meet Josh and Michelle. They matched on tinder since 2014 but still
never met. And both ofthem kinda busy which 2 months
to reply.
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Michelle no
YOU MATCHED WITH MICHELLE ON 9/ 20/ 14
y Michelle
Nov 28, 2014, 11. 04 PM
t Hey sorry my phone died!
Nov 29, 2014, 1: 40 AM
Wow you found that pretty fast.
It usually takes ,", about five
months to find my charger
Yeah Ijust wanted to make sure it
was fully charged, to 100 real
slow.
Jan , 2015, 10: 45 PM
y, sorry was in the shower
Feb 13, 2015, 12: 25 AM
Hey Just saw this message, sorry
I was in class
May 18, 2015, 4: 41 PM
Sorry Michelle I have made a
horrible first impression, i it really
caught up with finals
Dec 20, 2015, an PM
Hi I really do apologize for just
now getting back to you, I' just
had a really busy week
Oct 10, 2016, 9. 50 PM
Michelle, I don' t want you to think
I' m rude, midterms are coming
up and it' s just been really hard
to keep up with it all
Feb 22, 2017, we AM
Hey Josh, just wanted to get
back to you really quickly!
Presidents' Day had me
swamped recently, you know
I how it gets!!
Jul 7, 2017, 7 11 PM
Type a Message...
Josh seriously wanna met Michelle but she don' t wanna breakage joke
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it' s going to be epic. Look at the dates of our tinder
texts,
12: 21 AM - SM 2017 _ Cleveland, OH
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Michelle Agendas hr Follow‘
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Suddenly into their conversation because who the hell
gonna wait another 2 months
Tinder 9 ‘ I Follow
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It' s time you got together IRL. You have 24 hrs to
decide the city you want to have your First date in
and we' ll send you there! @mch_ rnd
twitterbot/ Wes_ 03/ status/ -,
was PM - 101012017
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Tinder M
Tinder
Hi Josh, thanks for swiping
right! Let' s get you and Michelle
to Maui. What' s your email
address?
12: 37 PM
speechless! This is the most
gracious thing anyone has done
for me My email address is
Thank you with every muscle In
my entire body
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Tinder 9 I Follow ,
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Aloha! We' re sending you to Maui but you can' t take
two years to pack your bags! E
5: 04 PM - 111012017
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Luckiest man on the planet ,
josh (w Foully
Woww This is single handedly the coolest thing
twitter has ever done for me. Be sure to check your
Dms sometime at the end of August.
we AM - 2017

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#1 - classicgold

Reply+682

(07/13/2017)[-]

How nice. Kind of like that pornhub thing but with less broken laptops

#2 to #1 - classicgold

Reply+333

(07/13/2017)[-]

Picture of said thing

#5 to #2 - anon id: e1ccc02e

Reply+139

(07/13/2017)[-]

>buy broken laptop for cheap
>******* smack it in the gob with my hand
>tweet pornhub with a picture of it, saying i had to smack it or get caught having a wank
>pornhub retweets me and sends me a free, working laptop
>lol

#22 to #5 - ogthegreat#312 on commentsRank#312

Reply+47

(07/13/2017)[-]

Where the **** would you go buy a broken laptop

#46 to #22 - funi

Reply+39

(07/14/2017)[-]

EBay
Loads of them there

#26 to #22 - anon id: 0111c455

Reply+3

(07/13/2017)[-]

In the dumpster in the back of some electronics shop idk

#35 to #26 - Grom

Reply+66

(07/13/2017)[-]

Damn dumpsters trying to sell me defective wares like some filthy khajit

#23 to #22 - negatrom

Reply-1

(07/13/2017)[-]

all you gotta do is announce to close family and friends

#65 to #5 - Sylace

Reply-1

(07/14/2017)[-]

I'm turning over my laptop right now and I don't see it. Where is the gob?

#57 to #2 - skymochi

Reply+23

(07/14/2017)[-]

He smashed it to avoid getting caught for watching porn. So pornhub send him a laptop with "Pornhub" written all over it.

That's kind of evil, if you ask me. It's like catch 22.

#60 to #57 - hellomynameisbill

Reply+66

(07/14/2017)[-]

to be clear, they sent him a laptop without the stickers on it.

#63 to #60 - skymochi

Reply+11

(07/14/2017)[-]

OOOOOH.

Didn't know that, thanks.

#69 to #63 - classicgold

Reply+1

(07/14/2017)[-]

Onodera best girl imo

#73 to #69 - keltainenlumi

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(07/14/2017)[-]

#75 to #73 - classicgold

Reply-1

(07/14/2017)[-]

I disagree but respect your opinion of no

#93 to #75 - keltainenlumi

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

Why in the seven hells would you do that?

#100 to #93 - classicgold

Reply+1

(07/14/2017)[-]

Because Everyman is entitled to their best girl, after all beauty(in this case best girl) is in the eye of the beholder

#149 to #100 - naranciaghirga

Reply-1

(07/14/2017)[-]

Literally just did a quick google of this show I never heard of and from what I could get from the posters/ screenshots on top of google images, she is in fact best girl.

#58 to #57 - classicgold

Reply+3

(07/14/2017)[-]

But Brand Recognition

#124 to #57 - thegreentornado#415 on commentsRank#415

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

Is this your go-to reaction image?

#144 to #124 - skymochi

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

Yus

#147 to #144 - thegreentornado#415 on commentsRank#415

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

Das pretty neato.

#123 to #2 - nuaru

Reply+1

(07/14/2017)[-]

>pornhub decided to freeze

Last time I've had a browser freeze a website was in the early 2000s on a win 98. What the **** was he using.

#132 to #123 - fekke

Reply+1

(07/14/2017)[-]

a laptop

#8 to #1 - miscreant

Reply+322

(07/13/2017)[-]

#45 to #8 - bansheebot

Reply+47

(07/14/2017)[-]

Just a few more days.

#125 to #45 - tremblingkiwi

Reply+3

(07/14/2017)[-]

Thank gosh I didn't hear any naughty words while watching that man smash another mans face into pulp.

#133 to #125 - fekke

Reply-2

(07/14/2017)[-]

Naughty

#109 to #45 - cthulhudreams#59 on commentsRank#59

Reply-1

(07/14/2017)[-]

Hell yeah I'm so ******* pumped

#96 to #45 - madethistoreply#231 on commentsRank#231

Reply-1

(07/14/2017)[-]

**madethistoreply used "*roll picture*"**
**madethistoreply rolled image**I enjoyed this video. What's it from?

#97 to #96 - mystogan

Reply+11

(07/14/2017)[-]

Game of Tyrones.

#99 to #97 - mystogan

Reply+4

(07/14/2017)[-]

thrones* Game of Thrones* good night.

#107 to #99 - imdan

Reply+2

(07/14/2017)[-]

I honestly thought it was intentional, since DMX was playing and all the black jokes around here. Oh funnyjunk, what have you done to me?

#98 to #97 - madethistoreply#231 on commentsRank#231

Reply+2

(07/14/2017)[-]

**madethistoreply used "*roll picture*"**
**madethistoreply rolled image**Thought it was Game of Tyrions

#121 to #98 - cthulhudreams#59 on commentsRank#59

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

The 7 up was a nice touch

#120 to #96 - cthulhudreams#59 on commentsRank#59

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

Totally worth the watch. The episode that clip is taken from is definitely the most intense. Clip doesn't do any justice for the show either.
I cant tell you how bad you need to watch this show. Characters you've invested in die, loads of nudity and sex, HUGE cliff hangers, amazing sometimes hard to find lore, epic ******* dragons, and awesome cinematics.
Its literally called a dramatic masterpiece. The only reason i still have cable is so i can watch this show.

#21 to #8 - anon id: 28ba9d7d

Reply+12

(07/13/2017)[-]

mein fuhrer

#6 - foodyquest#159 on contentRank#159

Reply+44

(07/13/2017)[-]

And I can't even get matched

#10 to #6 - rockamekishiko

Reply+240

(07/13/2017)[-]

have you tried being attractive?

#11 to #10 - anon id: 533a16a2

Reply+43

(07/13/2017)[-]

Pffft don't listen to this faggot, that'll never work. Go with the ugly manlet angle.

#52 to #10 - foodyquest#159 on contentRank#159

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

I like to think that I'm a little above average in that department

#56 to #52 - loloknerd

Reply+11

(07/14/2017)[-]

A amusing statistic is most guys think that

#142 to #56 - enslavedyouth

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

I mean, I'm pretty good looking for being a fatass.

#67 to #56 - kidink

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

Citation kthx

#13 to #10 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

Reply0

(07/13/2017)[-]

I did, still no matches.

#19 to #13 - anon id: d061cacd

Reply+16

(07/13/2017)[-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Try wearing a mask it helps

#24 to #13 - anon id: d7f01dd5

Reply+4

(07/13/2017)[-]

try harder

#29 to #13 - anon id: e0e23ce3

Reply+2

(07/13/2017)[-]

Don't lie to me

#31 to #29 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

Reply0

(07/13/2017)[-]

Okay
>>#13

#119 to #10 - splosh

Reply-1

(07/14/2017)[-]

#70 to #6 - Haentar

Reply+4

(07/14/2017)[-]

I've matched but not one person has responded.

#87 to #70 - ZenMacros

Reply+7

(07/14/2017)[-]

Just wait a couple months.

#85 to #70 - foodyquest#159 on contentRank#159

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

That too

#3 - herecomesmaverick#2 on commentsRank#2

Reply+113

(07/13/2017)[-]

Even if it's to maintain a good image, there's no denying the fact that this was very kind of Tinder to reach out to these people.

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#20 - freejumper

Reply+74

(07/13/2017)[-]

When tinder wants you to have sex you're gonna have sex.

#16 - jokersaysamuseme

Reply+49

(07/13/2017)[-]

No better time to use this

#9 - anon id: 38c4a283

Reply+38

(07/13/2017)[-]

"Sorry I have a boyfriend."
I hope I'm wrong here.

#12 to #9 - drkinferno#11 on contentRank#11

Reply+45

(07/13/2017)[-]

plot twist: you are the boyfriend

#18 - mrhazzy

Reply+40

(07/13/2017)[-]

#7 - jdizzleoffthehizzl#376 on commentsRank#376

Reply+32

(07/13/2017)[-]

**jdizzleoffthehizzl used "*roll picture*"**
**jdizzleoffthehizzl rolled image**That's a long way to go get friendzoned

#40 - itsmedumbass

Reply+27

(07/13/2017)[-]

Found my current gf on Tinder, she's a qt3.14 who games and sends me random memes. There's someone for everyone guys

#76 to #40 - sebthebrony

Reply+3

(07/14/2017)[-]

iv'e been on tinder for like 2 years and still no matches
stop lying to me

#72 to #40 - supercookieduster

Reply+1

(07/14/2017)[-]

im kinda freaked out to meet up with anyone on it, feel like it would just be super awkward

#77 to #40 - karroll#31 on contentRank#31

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

I have a question, open to anyone I guess.
Just how interactive or open is it?
I was curious about seeing what kind of people are around me in general but I can't access any part of tinder without disclosing a bunch if personal information, which I'm very wary of unless I'm sure I want to be invested in it. I believe it even asked for Facebook credentials or something. ( I could be wrong it's been a while)

If I were to create an account, what would I expect to o see or have happen? I would find it very embarrassing if anyone immediately around knew I was using it. Would/could they know without me personally telling them that I have an account. this is mainly immediate family, as I have no /real/ friends. one other thing, how proactive is it? I talk on my own time and I don't let social norms about quick text backs etc run my life. If I were to create an account, is it theoretically possible that people could immediately message me and expect responses or am I "safe" until I take action to actively start looking for a match of sorts.
I just moved to the literal other side of the US coast to coast, and Ive never even dated before, but I'm admittedly very lonely.

I'm sorry I'm a bit not picky, I'm by far the opposite of a social butterfly and this whole relationship thing is really far from my forte, so I'm nervous to start knowing that I've gotten nowhere irl, and that I'm a really weird combination of traits to begin with.

#80 to #77 - itsmedumbass

Reply+1

(07/14/2017)[-]

You can choose to create an account with or without it being connected to your FB, and the only way someone would know if you had a Tinder account was if they had one as well.

And there is no need for instant responses. Some people will be slow and some people will be fast but 95% of people are just happy to get a message back.

I'd advise checking it out.

#82 to #80 - karroll#31 on contentRank#31

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

Awesome, thanks for the response. I'll probably give it a go sometime soon then.

#84 to #82 - itsmedumbass

Reply+1

(07/14/2017)[-]

You'll never know if you don't get. Also be patient with it, I had luck my second time round.

#122 to #77 - vicetone

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

Gonna be a bit blunt, but just assuming from your comments, i'm assuming you're no stud. I think Tinder is going to be a bit of a disappoint for you.

#146 to #122 - karroll#31 on contentRank#31

Reply+1

(07/14/2017)[-]

I don't know, you could be right, you tell me. I have 0 experience in this field. I'm The guy on the right in black, and can offer more proof if you need it.
6'3" or 6'4" I'm not sure actually, 190 pounds, musician, I'm physically active daily, and I'm making slow progress in phasing out bad parts of my diet. So weight progress is slowly going back up due to muscle.
Until I moved to Florida I've intentionally indirectly turned down people, because I hated everything about the culture of WA and I didn't want to get tied down before I got where I wanted to go.
Now that I'm here I'm willing to step outside my comfort zone but confidence in social aspects is my biggest weakness I think. My biggest deterrent may be that I'm a Christian millennial, which nowadays is almost a conflict of terms. Even though I hate what the church is right now, being clicky probably spelled that wrong and aggressive towards outsiders, and total apathy for people under 25 years old, the moral code of the new testament specifically, seems very solid to me. Past that I enjoy raves for the music, production and nice people, even if they tend to be a bit air headed at times, and im here on sites like this. I'm definitely a strange dichotomy of characteristics.

#148 to #146 - vicetone

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

It's okay I believe you. So the height's great, and great on you for making the efforts towards fitness. To do well on Tinder, you're going to have to need good pictures of yourself that aren't selfies (photographed by a friend or studio ideally), pictures of you with friends so people know you're sociable, and pictures of you doing activities so that you're interesting. Don't be too disappointed if you don't get as many matches as you expect, because so many men use Tinder that girls can afford to be extra picky. What's your best picture of yourself ?

Also, you're from Washington and which city?

#83 to #77 - jabzilla

Reply0

(07/14/2017)[-]

Okay I've admittingly never used this app...but I used a different one that was more about getting people to ask questions and chat and have good conversations...it sadly turned into a tinder-ish dating app and then died...But I found my fiance on it and met her after years of talking and this year we finally moved into a house together.

Idk a thing about you but if you are lonely...try and go for it. life is tough when you're alone. Find someone you like to talk to. You don't have to agree on everything or even have everything in common but you gotta have the will to try and hope.

Life is a numbers game and you gotta go out there in the real world and talk and meet people and have those terrible dates and the good ones!

One day you will find someone who accepts you and you them, if you respect each other and communicate well and treat each other right then maybe...just maybe... it will work out and you will be with someone. Good luck and have fun!

#41 to #40 - pandienychta#28 on contentRank#28

Reply0

(07/13/2017)[-]

I'd get on tinder but it costs money to even sign up for it. I have other things to worry about first before actually finding love

#42 to #41 - itsmedumbass

Reply0

(07/13/2017)[-]

It costs money for extra likes, but besides that its free.

#43 to #42 - pandienychta#28 on contentRank#28

Reply0

(07/13/2017)[-]

Don't I have to pay money to actually talk to people though?

#44 to #43 - itsmedumbass

Reply+5

(07/13/2017)[-]

Nope. You swipe right if you like them, swipe left if you don't. If you both swiped right then you can chat, there's also 'superlikes' but those are kinda dumb.

#14 - newzalaman

Reply+21

(07/13/2017)[-]