generalfoley:
yeah so i slept with this dude last
night and idk we were chatting a bit
during the sexy time and for some
reason his birthday came up and i
was like "wait 25th of september?
DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a
coincidence" and he was like "really?
we have the same birthday? are u
fuckin with me?" and ijust looked
down at his penis literally inside my
vagina and was like "well technically
yeah" and he was like haha nice one
and high fived me
keep him
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