This guy, he drinks bleach, because sad. Then he gets all the powers of bleach, and he becomes Bleach Boy. He goes around teleporting bleach into criminal's stomachs, and cleans up spills and stains with bleach. He's got like a cute brown sidekick, she's got an arsenal of water guns filled with bleach. They got a fire truck, but instead of water it's bleach. He's pissed off that bleach is too damn expensive. His secret weapon when's he's getting overpowered, he pisses in the bleach and makes mustard gas.