Breakfast Club Jokecomicfun MovieGoodnessAdjust content blockingContent Blocking nextrandomComment Prev Next A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other. She lays both on a table The Bartender says, 'So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?' The naked lady says"I definitely do, after what just happened to me." The bartender says "I'm so sorry. What happened?" The blonde says, "Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says 'I'm gonna pound my favorite bitch with my giant sausage'. So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"next +21 -Favorite +Favorite Unsub from comicfun Subscribe to comicfun Unblock User's Content Block User's Content Sub/Block Channels MovieGoodness:UploadUnblockBlockSubUnsubsubs: 23 Support FJ on patreon Donate once or monthly to help keep FJ running. Receive hats, username change ability, no ads, colored text, and more.