I don’ t care what people say about you.
You’ re alright.
I have neither the time nor the crayons
to explain it to you.
I' m not saying you’ re fat, but it looks like you
were poured into your clothes
and forgot to say "when".
I can explain it to you
but I cant understand it for you.
Your family tree must be a circle.
You couldn’ t pour the water out of a boot
if the instructions were written on the heel.
You’ re not pretty enough to be this stupid.
Everyone who’ s ever loved you
Somewhere out there a tree is working very
hard to replace the oxygen you consume.
Now go apologize to it.
You do realize that people just tolerate you?
Do you get invited to many parties‘?
I' been called worse things
by better people.
You’ re as much use as a chocolate teapot.
Well I would agree with you
but then we' d both be wrong.
Yo momma’ s so tat, they use the Dark Portal
as her summoning stone.
You’ re as bright as a black hole,
and twice as dense.
bout you when you’ re not around.
2090 called. You’ re dead and you wasted
your time on earth.
I bet you like your steak well done.
I do desire that we may be better strangers.
I love how you state the obvious
with such a sense of discovery.
Looking at you, its pretty clear that
Darwin was right.
You have the subtlety of a brick
and the depth of a shot glass.
I sometimes wonder who ties your shoes
for you in the morning
You’ re not worth the dirt to bury you in.
You make a lot of noise for someone
who says nothing.
Your mother should’ swallowed you.
Jesus loves you, I don’ t have to.
You’ re not worth the dynamite it' d take
to blow you to hell.
Don' t contaminate the gene pool
with your worthless seed
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Wow, you’ really lived up to your potential.
Okay now try again
but this time use your big boy/ girl words.
Them: "I feel sorry for you"
Me: "I don’ t think about you at all"
You should my eating some makeup
so at least you can be pretty on the inside.
Ah, so you’ re the reason
we have warning labels on everything.
Keep rolling your eyes.
Maybe you‘ ll find a, brain back there.
I would love to insult you
but I afraid I wont do as well as nature did.
It must be difficult for you, exhausting your
entire vocabulary in one sentence.
Go polish your woos.
I wasn' t insulting you.,
I was describing you,
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Just like Dad.