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Also, Australia said they'd help us out if **** goes south.

Admin, for the love of God just back down.

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Trump warns N Korea that US
military is 'locked and loaded'
o 47 minutes ago f y ad:
REUTERS
President Donald Trump says the us military is
locked and loaded'' to deal with North Korea,
ramping up the rhetorical brinkmanship.
Military solutions are now fully in place, locked
and loaded, should North Korea act unwisely.
Hopefully Kim Jongton will find another path!"
he tweeted.
He spoke as Pyongyang accused him of
driving" the Korean peninsula to the "brink of a
nuclear war".

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#2 - hedlum#110 on commentsRank#110

Reply+387

(08/11/2017)[-]

Say what you want about some countries doing some things better then the U.S.

But for the love of God, don't try to get into a military dick measuring contest with us.

#172 to #2 - lijok

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(08/12/2017)[-]

#110 to #2 - cptsweatpants

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(08/12/2017)[-]

They're not. When will people on this site realize that. In fact North Korea is threatening and acting the way it is because they DON'T want a war ever. I swear to god you people on this site have the political awareness of a week dead mouse.

#123 to #110 - alecsucks

Reply+2

(08/12/2017)[-]

Oh rivht that assbackwards logic that launching a missle at a country is grounds for peace huh just like ramming a truck through a crowd of people is ok as long as its in the name of allah

#125 to #123 - cptsweatpants

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(08/12/2017)[-]

Are you really retarded enough to think they'd attack first?

#126 to #125 - alecsucks

Reply+2

(08/12/2017)[-]

You cant even ******** right man the entire fact of all this is because hes threatening nuclear strikes on the US which if you can follow with me here ya lil **** head would be them attacking first.

#130 to #126 - cptsweatpants

Reply-4

(08/12/2017)[-]

And why would they do that? What would they gain? Are you convinced they believe they'd win that win that war? Do you think they run a 70 year dictatorship by being retarded? Are you really this ******* naive?

Do you know what the absolute most of NKs army is? Artillery. Do you know what it's doing? Aiming at every single goddamn city they have within range. The very second any enemy soldier steps on their side of their border they're gonna fire that. They don't give a ****, they know they'd lose the war and in any kind of trial it's death or life sentence. Any attempt to seize NK is gonna cost an insane amount of civilian lives in SK, Japan might be hit as well, now Guam if what they claim is true. Beating the US is not their intention, they just have to cost more than they're worth. As long as that is maintained they're perfectly happy. All this aggressive rhetoric is just them pointing at things like "look at what else we might hit". It's just that Trump is dumb enough to actually officially respond to this, they're probably laughing their asses off about that, they know he can't do anything, SK will not support any military action with Seoul held hostage and without SK the US doesn't have any stepping stone for the invasion.

Use your brain sometimes.

#168 to #130 - sergeantwazup

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(08/12/2017)[-]

China said in a statement that if the US attacks first, they'll join north Korea, but if Korea attacks first they're on their own.

#170 to #168 - cptsweatpants

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(08/12/2017)[-]

Your point being?

#116 to #110 - needsauceadmisblan

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

we know they don't but eventually you get tired of the projecting about that, and say **** it do it bitch.

#74 to #2 - thugnatzie

Reply-13

(08/12/2017)[-]

And you still lost to rice farmers in vietnam and goat herders in afghanistan LOL!

#80 to #74 - wallbuilder#323 on commentsRank#323

Reply+52

(08/12/2017)[-]

Sure I love to hang **** on the US every now and again but this is just dated now.

#77 to #74 - flyingflufferflow

Reply+32

(08/12/2017)[-]

Ha totally! The Vietnam government was just like "hey farmers we have 0 military can you just pick up some sticks and attack some yanks if you see them? Thanks!"

#78 to #77 - thugnatzie

Reply-6

(08/12/2017)[-]

And they succeed.

#124 to #78 - welcomemat#253 on commentsRank#253

Reply+30

(08/12/2017)[-]

Because we would've had to genocide their entire country in order to 'win'

#79 to #78 - flyingflufferflow

Reply+11

(08/12/2017)[-]

Point being we fought on their land and it wasnt farmers. i never said we won

#97 to #79 - MrFish

Reply+13

(08/12/2017)[-]

Sometimes I wonder about how the notth Vietnam veterans feel about being discribed as farmers with sticks. They were a professional army for **** sakes, they had an airforce with modern fighters that were quite capable of going toe to toe with the Americans.

#140 to #97 - brassydolphin

Reply+2

(08/12/2017)[-]

They're more concerned with the entire starving thing.
Cuz you know
They live in a commie country

#184 to #78 - slaegar

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(08/16/2017)[-]

After the Tet Offensive North Vietnam was basically spent.

The Tet Offensive did hurt the US forces a bit, but nothing as bad as the NVA had.

That was just final straw after all the pressure to pull out had built. The US was about to bust a big sloppy nut of Freedom into Vietnam, but I guess they weren't ready for a another child to take care of so they chose to pull out.

The US suffered 58,000 losses, while NVA had 400,00-1,000,000 dead. The NVA active forces were around 400,000. The total population of North Vietnam was around 15,000,000. Which means were weren't too far off the literal definition of decimation.

#185 to #184 - thugnatzie

Reply0

(08/16/2017)[-]

You really should not have the authority to post a smug anime girl when your reply is four days late.

#187 to #185 - slaegar

Reply0

(08/16/2017)[-]

I'll keep that in mind for next time, Honey Bun.

#188 to #187 - thugnatzie

Reply+1

(08/16/2017)[-]

My ********* are a fresh product. They get rancid really quick.

#143 to #78 - anon id: 63a99fd8

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

If I remember correctly, the US bombed the NV to submission and forced them to sign for peace @ france.

They promptly broke the truce after the US left.

They cheated ;)

#131 to #74 - anon id: 30c912ac

Reply+14

(08/12/2017)[-]

The US didn't loose Vietnam and Afghanistan, they simply didn't feel like slaughtering everyone which is what it would have taken to win.

#99 to #74 - ninjastarthrow

Reply+12

(08/12/2017)[-]

I suppose those farmers just had MIGs and Tanks hidden in their rice patties huh? You realize the NVA and Vietcong are two different factions right? Go read a book sometime.

#164 to #74 - anon id: 5ed9ef67

Reply+2

(08/12/2017)[-]

Vietnam was a ******** war.
Just as many other wars, it was started and prolonged as an excuse to funnel money through weapon makers and other military contractors.

#162 to #74 - jettom#252 on contentRank#252

Reply+2

(08/12/2017)[-]

Hey those goat herders in Afghanistan defeated the Soviet Union too.
The goat herders were used to divide up British India and the Soviet Union back in the day.
Those goat herders are ******* terrifying.

#186 to #162 - slaegar

Reply0

(08/16/2017)[-]

That's because the Russians realized the goat ******* would fight to the last man after they expected a short fight. When your religion tells you it is good for you to die since paradise awaits and you believe it who gives a **** what happens.

Also the US backed the extremists because enemy of my enemy ********. Now Afghanistan is referred to as Trashcanistan.

#189 to #186 - jettom#252 on contentRank#252

Reply0

(08/16/2017)[-]

Which makes them ******* terrifying

#138 to #74 - northleech

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

I mean, the US could nuke the **** out of the *********** if they wanted, could they do it back?

Pretty sure they dont because of a million reasons, but they COULD, which is the point of a dick measuring contest.

#135 to #74 - anon id: e546f206

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

its called putting troops on the ground is costly, a war of attrition and supporting south korea to allow north Koreans to defect is much more effective and hard to fight against.

#108 to #74 - primalmachine

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#109 to #108 - anon id: 548e60ac

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

That's not true. Have a war on your territory and then say that its better than not having one. "Unchecked radicals" is just PR ******** for pushing US interests, just like every ******** like you said.

#64 to #21 - ilovetocuddle

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(08/12/2017)[-]

Bro you in cuck germany stfu lol

#154 to #21 - anon id: 1751fa48

Reply+1

(08/12/2017)[-]

Say what you will, the U.S.A. at least deals with illegal immigrants, instead of letting them rape you into non-existence.

#120 to #21 - ronaldkun

Reply+1

(08/12/2017)[-]

America isn't the country that's criminalizing the speech of its citizens and doing its damndest to make them all helpless against criminals and terrorists. When you guys can finally get your heads out of your asses far enough that you aren't getting arrested for saying mean/unpopular things online, then maybe we can talk.

America may not be perfect, but at least we're still free.

#65 to #39 - gettingtaters

Reply+22

(08/12/2017)[-]

I don't usually like the whole reeee nice immigrants Euro cuck reeee argument but I gotta say Germany IS destroying Europe for the third ******* time in the past 100 years so you have a point

#47 to #39 - kurbeh

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(08/12/2017)[-]

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#59 to #47 - anon id: cbba6a28

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(08/12/2017)[-]

So wait, no one from your country has ever insulted you?

#173 to #36 - tatteredmg

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

I'd say we are more the typical 'chad' than a retard. We have the money and are big enough to **** stomp anyone if we have to. We are the popular guy not cause we are liked but sorta feared or mocked by the poor underlings. We have been known to cop a feel on whatever cheerleader or coup a world leader...ya know just that douche kid who does well

#67 to #14 - satoasami

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(08/12/2017)[-]

#70 to #67 - anon id: 32c755d2

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(08/12/2017)[-]

#53 to #44 - sayyeh

Reply+12

(08/12/2017)[-]

That's the least american thing i've ever heard and trust me, i've heard some ****.

#54 to #53 - thrym

Reply+5

(08/12/2017)[-]

I am immigrant not fully american yet and I was being facetious but on internet it is hard to sometimes get across so I will accept the reds with grace. Honestly I am surprised its least american thing you heard. I was in florida for awhile and a bunch of somali type were yelling **** america **** the police. And here I hear it alot even from white people, we left some bad situations in europe and came to usa, made family and life. Usa has many problems but it also has many good things. I am really surprised how many people who live here can hate on it so much. I think many if they had ever lived in some of these other lands they would not be so quick to put it down.

#57 to #54 - sayyeh

Reply+5

(08/12/2017)[-]

The sad part is that there are people who exist any one this site that unironically think that way. your original comment So i assumed you were serious. and i have heard many unamarican things, but it really tops off the list for basically wishing death on people who don't agree with you.

#60 to #57 - thrym

Reply+3

(08/12/2017)[-]

Ya there are some who really think that way. I cant vote yet and dont really care too much either way, I just like shooting the **** on the internet. If california got nuked it would be exciting at first, like all big events but then when the reality of it sinks in and that peopled died it would not be good. I wont lie to you, when the big tragiedies like ukraine happen, i get excited for the event but later when I see they are people suffering I feel bad. I think its kinda normal response though or?

#62 to #60 - sayyeh

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(08/12/2017)[-]

It's easy in this day and age to be able to remove yourself from tragic events initially because the absolute horror of whatever may have happened didn't effect you or anyone you knew directly and it's hard to really register those events. However, i wouldn't call it exciting. It's more of like "oh **** it's happening, will this effect me?" and then once you know you're not in danger it's easier to empathize with the people it effected.

#63 to #62 - thrym

Reply+3

(08/12/2017)[-]

This sounds pretty right. My life is pretty boring so sometimes I enjoy seeing that the world is doing things and hoping that something will happen to make life different, maybe better. I have been involved in two big historical events and both turned for the worst rather than better. Life can really be running you down sometimes so you think you want any change but usually change is bad, at least news worthy change

#58 to #57 - sayyeh

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

Many*

#101 to #44 - ninjastarthrow

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(08/12/2017)[-]

Yeah and where a lot of Military (especially Navy) bases are located. Also any kind of nuclear attack big or small can cause devastating effects. I live in California and I hate it, it's a terrible State that I can't wait to leave but I wouldn't wish a nuclear blast to happen to anyone, anywhere at anytime.

#75 to #13 - thugnatzie

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(08/12/2017)[-]

Ofcourse the finnish cucks are kissing ameritard ass... I woukdn't brown nose them so hard if i where you considering your bordering Russia.

#100 to #75 - helifapter

Reply+1

(08/12/2017)[-]

Try again

#50 to #17 - usarmyexplain

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(08/12/2017)[-]

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#52 to #50 - squareheadedshrew

Reply+4

(08/12/2017)[-]

Ain't it grand?

#61 to #52 - usarmyexplain

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

yeah

#111 to #3 - anon id: 548e60ac

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

That little girl and many like her were killed in a war started by this dropping american. Because oil/money/israel, not poor little girls.

#51 to #20 - usarmyexplain

Reply+4

(08/12/2017)[-]

Its called IRL,
www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-cr...

#175 to #51 - dareaper

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(08/12/2017)[-]

#48 to #6 - exarzero

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(08/12/2017)[-]

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#1 - evilhomer#3 on commentsRank#3

Reply+48

(08/11/2017)[-]

If NK does anything I'll probably get drafted, because Lithuania has reinstated mandatory service
What a time to be alive

#15 to #1 - europe#200 on commentsRank#200

Reply+19

(08/11/2017)[-]

#7 to #1 - usarmyexplain

Reply+8

(08/11/2017)[-]

I don't know about other countries, but when the draft was active in the US it was better to enlist without them calling. Those guys got better treatment because they were basically trusted more than conscripts

#8 to #7 - evilhomer#3 on commentsRank#3

Reply+7

(08/11/2017)[-]

Basically bite the bullet or be bitten by a bullet

#76 to #1 - thugnatzie

Reply-1

(08/12/2017)[-]

Good ridance. While you're in Korea kissing some amerifat ass Russia will take your province to a country back. God i wish you guys never got independence from russia.

#96 to #76 - evilhomer#3 on commentsRank#3

Reply+3

(08/12/2017)[-]

>level -250
You couldn't be more obvious even if you wanted to

#22 - ibschmitty#457 on commentsRank#457

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(08/12/2017)[-]

#83 to #22 - kulamia

Reply+4

(08/12/2017)[-]

It's funny. But I prefer the one where it's the US Marine Corps laughing maniacally.

#19 - anon id: bf1abcec

Reply+38

(08/12/2017)[-]

North Korea is actually stronger than the US in terms of firepower to light bulbs ratio if that means anything.

#31 to #19 - Blackrain

Reply+9

(08/12/2017)[-]

They have a larger standing army, BUT:

1.) We have MUCH more firepower.
2.) We have MUCH better trained, clothed, equipped, and training military.

#34 to #19 - sptnfouroneseven

Reply+5

(08/12/2017)[-]

You know that NK has like, one city with actual power right? That their leader is in. It'd take a day, tops, for a small task force to dismantle the **** out of NK.

#119 to #34 - captchakid

Reply+5

(08/12/2017)[-]

Actually wrong.

They have 1.1 millions soldiers, and 325kt of explosives capable of being launched into Seoul/Tokyo. 200k spec ops forces that can use the dozens of tunnels that SK can't even find all of them to invade Seoul and cause mas hysteria and panic.

Their Navy would be demolished. Their Cities would be razed. But their military would succeed is causing hundreds of billions in damages to SK and Japan, as well as estimates of hundreds of thousands of civilian deaths in SK.

#105 to #34 - sketchE

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

thats the joke. they have more guns than light bulbs

#26 to #19 - ozionian

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

What do you mean by light bulbs?

#28 to #26 - hybredmoon

Reply+10

(08/12/2017)[-]

It means they have more guns than light bulbs in their country.

#29 to #28 - holycrapimacupcake#419 on commentsRank#419

Reply+34

(08/12/2017)[-]

So two guns then?

#43 to #28 - ozionian

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

Oh, ok thanks.

#38 - emperorehryn

Reply+31

(08/12/2017)[-]

Real talk what if NK got ******* erased and Funnyjunk did go down and Admin really was Kim

#45 to #38 - ohaibrooooh

Reply+20

(08/12/2017)[-]

Then it means that Dobby is free

#155 to #45 - anon id: 7e03ad30

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

did you mean Joshlol would be free?

#56 to #38 - masterwafflez

Reply+9

(08/12/2017)[-]

Whoops?

#41 to #38 - krasnogvardiech

Reply+5

(08/12/2017)[-]

We're ******.

#142 to #38 - omegacrusader#122 on contentRank#122

Reply+2

(08/12/2017)[-]

I'd be sad such a objectively nice guy died.

#5 - usarmyexplain

Reply+19

(08/11/2017)[-]

#112 to #5 - anon id: 548e60ac

Reply+4

(08/12/2017)[-]

"Freedom"

#133 to #5 - kunterz

Reply-1

(08/12/2017)[-]

#69 - fourfangedferret#198 on commentsRank#198

Reply+15

(08/12/2017)[-]

Get you a woman that looks at you like pence looks at trump.

#86 to #69 - shanethedragon

Reply+1

(08/12/2017)[-]

pence honestly looks slightly concerned

#9 - ishootzombies

Reply+13

(08/11/2017)[-]

GO ON ADMIN, MAKE MY ****** DAY!

#49 - Ruspanic

Reply+10

(08/12/2017)[-]

"Australia said they'd help us out if **** goes south."

I see what you did there

#84 to #49 - artyomthebadass

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

We would bring the Emu army

#87 to #84 - shanethedragon

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

but aren't you and the emus enemies?

#88 to #87 - artyomthebadass

Reply+5

(08/12/2017)[-]

Mate, everything in Australia are enemies with each other. Doesn't mean we don't help out one another when some cunt needs a lesson.

#89 to #88 - shanethedragon

Reply+1

(08/12/2017)[-]

well **** in that case when the emus arrive we may as well pull out our troops

#90 to #89 - artyomthebadass

Reply+1

(08/12/2017)[-]

We even have the cassowaries on side this time too

#91 to #90 - shanethedragon

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

you know you guys could ship the emus in, and once the war is over you could just trap them in what used to be north korea and leave them there. Un's gone, the emus are gone. everybody wins

#92 to #91 - artyomthebadass

Reply+1

(08/12/2017)[-]

Emus are Australian mate. They would find a way back, or trample the whole of Asia and Europe

#93 to #92 - shanethedragon

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

alright, what if you sent in only one emu? using the most generous amount of kills listed on wikipedia: 500 and the use of 10,000 rounds of ammunition it would only take 20 rounds to get rid of him

#18 - numbmind#100 on commentsRank#100

Reply+9

(08/11/2017)[-]

**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**Is anyone really worried about the short bus of countries nuking us? It will only end in one of two ways, will will shoot it down over the pacific ocean and either we will go in and finally end this nonsense that we let be since the 50's or we force china to take care of this once and for all or all export and import from china is shutdown.

#24 to #18 - forcebewithyou

Reply+2

(08/12/2017)[-]

The trade with China keeps it afloat, if we stop buying their **** then they may just realize that they have very little power over the world, in term of forcing opposing countries. They just throw around their size and weapons a lot thinking that they would do well without the income from the countries they would be attacking.

This is the only way to deal with China without full scale war.
The Chinese government is extremely greedy.

#118 to #24 - anon id: 548e60ac

Reply-1

(08/12/2017)[-]

You stop buying their ****, 80% of products dissapear from US shelves, and it will take 10s of years to rebuild your manufacturing base to provide the supply at that level. Congratulations, you played yourself.

#134 to #118 - forcebewithyou

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(08/12/2017)[-]

So, American manufacturers can actually get their own products on the shelves without having to compete with the crap Chinese quality, along with lowering of the regulation amount it would not be that hard to bolster the economy in the US.

Its more about them not getting the money rather than the lack of products that are made by the US, as there are plenty of companies that could easily fill the massive void that is "Made in China".

The rest of the world should do this as well and get your own economies out of the dumps.

But, your an anon and will never see this, so you can just spew whatever trash you want and never feel as if your point is not really thought through properly.

#136 to #134 - anon id: 548e60ac

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

American manufacturers can't provide that. It would take years, it would be more expensive, not to mention resourced that are required to build it, that China has. Even workforce.

They don't need your money, they have factories and billions of potential customers, while you have your fiat money and that's it.

#32 to #18 - anon id: 301e99c9

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

hey look that's my old desk

wish i still had those accounts

#33 to #32 - anon id: 301e99c9

Reply0

(08/12/2017)[-]

jfc three years ago

time flies i guess

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