A used car store named "Bob's Automobiles" was visited by a millenial. After buying a car without doing a test drive, he gets in and starts pushing buttons on the radio. After 5 minutes of seeing no movement, the millenial gets out and angrily asks the salesman "This is Bob's Automobiles, right?" The salesman replies "Well, yeah." "And this is an automobile?" "...Yeah?" "So then how come it isn't driving itself? If this was just a regular car the sign would say 'Bob's Mobiles'!"