Translation and comment from powmia on 9gag:
today kids
Her : but the problem is that they really look at the bike
Him : that's really a problem
Him again: the generational difference is that you see we old people look a little higher than the track
the young look at the low cingulum
what do I have to tell you
…these kids
I don't think kids are that stupid they know that the bike will definitely cause problems, but those, on the other hand, are easier to fix than a problem with an italian woman whereby
But I would lick her asshole