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Pretty good FPS I found. (mot me)
OR Nurse here. This is kind of a long one.,
A. I M was taking call one night. and woke up at two in the morning fer a
general surgery" call.
emot to the hospital, where a few more details awaited me -- " abscess."
efor the uninitiated, this means that somewhere in the immediate vicinity of the asshole
eth ere was a pocket of pus that need ed draining.
to say our entire crew was less than thrilled-
M went down to the Emergency Room to transport the patient
ethe only thing the ER nurse said as she handed me the chart was "Have fun with this one."
healthcare professionals, vague statements like that are a bad sign.
eths patient was a Native American woman who barely fit on the stretcher
ehhe was rolling frantically and moaning in pain
smattering Hail Mary' s.
M could barely get her name out of her after a few minutes of questioning
aafter I confirmed her identity and what we were working on
M figured it was best just to get her to the anesthesiologist.
ehhe continued her theatrics the entire denominate ride to the (IR.
encarta fell off the surgical table as we were trying to put her under anesthetic.
ewe got the lady off to sleep,
epyt her into the stirrups
M began washing off the rectal area. it was red and inflamed
alittle bit of pus was seeping through
eher chart had noted that she' d been injecting N drugs through her perineum
e it was infected from dirty needles/ bad drugs
abut overall, it didn' t seem to warrant her repeated cries of "Oh Jesus, kill me now."
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eths surgeon steps up with a scalpel, the tip in
eat the exact same moment, the patient had a muscle twitch in her diaphragm
mil hell broke loose.
ems infection had actually tunnelled nearly a foot into her abdomen
ecpecting a vast cavern full of pus, rotten tissue, and fecal matter that had seeped outside of her colon.
ethis godforsaken mixture came rocketing out of that little incision
protective clothing was useless.
ems surgeon continued to advance his blade, the continued.
eths patient kept seizing against the ventilator
ewith every muscle contraction, she shot more of this brackish fluid out onto the floor
whithin minutes, it was seeping into the other nurse' s shoes.
e"' god, Ejust threw up in my "
eths other nurse was out; she tore off her mask and sprinted out of the room.
ethen it hit me, not able to believe the volume of fluid this woman' s body contained.
e It was like getting a great big bite of the despair and apathy that permeated this woman' s life.
couldn' t fucking breath
emy lungs simply refused to pull anymore of that stuff in.
eths anesthesiologist went down next, an tailback
ehis frame shaking as he threw open the door to the OR suite in an attempt to get more air in
with other geyser of pus splashed across the front of the surgeon.
ethe floor was now thoroughly coated in what could easily be mistaken for a combination of bovine and maple syrup, we were out of options.
ewe rubbed a vial of , an adhesive rub we use sometimes for bandaging.
M was just glad to be smelling anything except whatever we' d just cut out of this woman-
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em this time, the smell had permeated out of our OR suite, to the front desk
ems other nurse still sat, eyes bloodshed and watery, clenching her stomach desperately.
suite looked like the underground river of was from it
stepped back into the OR suite, to leave the surgeon by himself in case he genuinely needed help
ehere' s this one guy, in blue surgical garb, standing nearly ankle deep in lumps of dead tissue, fecal matter, and several litres of simpy infection.
ehe was performing surgery in the swamps of Dagobah
execept the swamps had just come out of this woman' s ass and there was no Yoda.
ehe and I didn' t say a word for the next ten minutes as he scraped the inside of the abscess until all the dead tissue was out
ems front of his gown a amesome mixture of brown and red
ehis eyes squinted against the stinging vapours originating directly in front of him. I finished my required paperwork as quickly as I could
whelped him stuff the opening full of gauze, taped this woman' s buttocks closed to hold the dressing for as long as possible.
Gentil then, I' d only heard of ''alcohol showers."
churns out 70% isopropyl alcohol is about the only thing that can even touch a scent like that
exits we left the locker room, the surgeon and I looked at each other
eths surgeon was , and averaged about sight words and two facial expressions a week
ehe said the only negative sentence I heard him utter in two and a half years of working together;
e" That was bad."
eths next morning the entire department (a fairly large floor within the hospital) still smelled.
eths housekeepers told me later that it took them nearly an hour to suction up all of the figid and debris
eths OR suite itself was closed off and quarantined for two more days