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33 Cl Anonymous 06/ 24/ ata( Nion) . 57 No. 25619193 Replies:
So there we were, in full nerdicorn DEB mode, when the party burst into a ream where a horrible dark ritual was being conducted, including the
obligatory scantily clad maiden dangling over a pit of ice, about to be sacrificed in order to bring about hell an earth, general badness, screaming
and flaming death, etc.
MAIDEN: Save mel
PALADIN: We' ll save yam
DRUM: Uhm, Rooster, are we sure she' s an the up and up'?
GM: As tar as you can tell, she' s a normal damsel in distress.
After several moments of intense cogitation, Rooster the paladin dredged up memories of waterfight studying sessions in little paladin' s school, and
came to a conclusion.
PALADIN: And I mean this in the most detached, scientific way possible, but are her nippies._._ err_._ it' s knaw._._'?
PALADIN: 'Cos if she' s human and dangling ever a pit of ice, they' re gonna be all pointy, but demons don' t have working nipples They dorfs lactate! They' re not reaaly
mammals! They lay eggs. Sorta like , I mean, the do, but that' s different- They use them for other stuff. Not like echidnas_ Er.
PALADIN: It' s SCIENCE!
GNOME: What kind of school did you go
Kevin (the GM) gazed out a dark window fer a few minutes. He was already having a rough session, as we had refused ta ring the obvious magic gong to open the door, opting
instead to make an illusory gong sound (nobody makes us ring gangs against our mill} and there had been the lengthy discussion of whether Fizgig can break a magic circle
by pooping an it during combat.
ISM: ___They' re pointy
PALADIN: We' ll save yea!