I Anonymous 10/ ( Wed) 19: 58 Replies:
alive in apartment
below are assbags
banging on shit and just letting their dogs bark all day in between their loud ass fights
tthey also fucking tom up at least 5 times a clay
knows how much money they run through weekly. Anyway
yhave to study, but they' re being extra loud with their fights
also the dank smoke is wrecking my allergies
ago to the store, get Elbe of artichokes
ggo to costume store, get gorilla costume
ahead to my buddies house who has a massive civil war replica cannon
ccome back, unload it and roll it up to their door
tthey' re fighting so loud they cant here shit
won gorilla suit and load up the cannon with small amount of powder and about 6 artichokes
alight fuse, ring bell
blackass boyfriend opens the door, beer in hand
the fuck do you -"
unstops short when he sees my cannon
NO TOKAY SMOKEY OR YOU GET ARTICHOKE'S!"
yhe gets his shit knocked back
as his gt comes out
Hire again, she runs and hides in her bathroom
iscream after her "YOU TOKAY SMOKEY YOU GET !"
Hess a match of smoke bombs in their apartment
arun off into the woods
ccome back an hour later, in street clothes and ditched gorilla suit
scope are there, they don' t give me a second took
swam up to my place
So what did you do today, Io}?