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Everyone is allowed childish, irrational fears. Some people hate cleaves, others spiders, water, etc. For me it' s hornets.
in high school
mistake in scheduling sophomore year led the to end up not taking a mandatory sophomore level science class as a senior
sits the last class of the day so that' s good at least
sprend meat ofthe time sleeping and dicking around
sacs all the tests anyways
It should be mentioned we were learning about biology and insects of some kind er another at this time. which prompted this.
kid says he caught a giant fuck hemet and that he should bring it to show in class
steamer says this is a great idea
st loudly mice my concerns
sew hatred for the creatures are well documented
hear the finna up in the background
skid walks in
seas the biggest fucking hornet l' ever seen
sew; as in "biggest I' ever seen in real life" this was literally betterthan any picture er video I' ever seen of a hornet.
mode en standby
skid brings it up to the front of the class and the teacher starts talking about hornets and stuff
cael even focus
tribe herbet looks pretty docile at least.
Shake him a bit and see ifthat wakes him up"
st make an insightful comment about why that is a fucking retarded idea
sherbet does wake up.. and it' s pissed
skid forgot to secure the lid ofthis shitty plastic container
FUCKING DOUSHES DU? THE LID AND FLIES (OUT Di‘ THE CONTAINER
smasher says in a firm but calm voice "Nobody panic"
sshe has the situation under central
st do net
flies straight toward me
IS A PERFECTLY GED TNE TO PANIC
OR FLIGHT ENGAGED
shalt up, scream obscenities and threw my fucking desk at the thing
Swisses entirely, skips elf another desk and wrecks the kid were brought it in
streaks and papers fty fucking everywhere
falls and takes out the front rew of students
Mhe hemet' s buzzing shifts freer 'Tm about to be angry" to a higher n am comepletely fucking angry" buzz
speacher screams "ANON CALM "
tackle through the group of children crowded amend the door and bust it open
shear the cracking of skulls en linoleum
stern left and run out ofthe school, lets my car, and drive home, still in blind panic
awalk into classroom thaugh noticeably broken deer
eeveryone in class has bruises on them either freer where the hornet stung them er ftom being caught in the collateral damage of my escape
skid we got hit by the desk isn' t in class, find out later he had to get a neckbrace
stead melting silence
eeveryone is staring at me
ssay "l dent like hornets"
sail down and pretend nothing happened
Fucking hornets, man.