can' t make it
drone of the players volunteers to make a one off, real simple dungeon crawl.
tsall right, why not?
up some level at characters, hear the spiel about the threat to the land from "The Dark God' s anus"
Overland journey to the dungeon..
few forgettable random encounters
entrance is basically a description of a thing doing mates in the side of the
some trepidation we go in.
a few traps, get some loot, (a book which he wanted us to read, but no way were we going to
rah few rooms in, we get challenged by the first sapient hazard we' seen.
1: -A short, potbellied guy with a gigantic erection, introducing himself as "the amazing dildont" demands
that we submit to him.
pull out our weapons and cast a few defensive spells
MAM sets up the combat model-
swell, two combat models, using a giant snake to represent the trouser snake.
owe fight a bit.
the guy, not even that hard-
his penis lives on and will smite you for your presumption.
away the humanoid figurine and continues moving around the "snake", which begins to shoot
lightning at us-
Fearne breaks down at this point in accusations of "Seriously, what the fuck man'?"