slit the register taking orders "cause I' m a poor nigger
White Master Race checking in
comes in with her two kids
kids are identical to her
1 mean like they look like 2 pieces of laid budded of of her and made this little amerifats bastards
comes up and asks for E Mt: Dickles and a 20 piece chicken niglets
cs" l' M NOT DONE YET"! cries the beast
then asks her kids what they want
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How much food does one walking adipose tissue need?
orders about 8 more burgers is for each kid)
alt comes out to almost all dollars alter they get fries and drinks
dumbies through her purse to find a bunch of crumpled up dollars
ashes from going through her purse
ever at the one daughter
s sweating. and protruding from her pants is note camel toe. note moose knuckle. but what I call a mammoth hoof
ewe beasts comes up 5 dollars short
oall pay you another day"
t: -"Um, sorry mam I t: arff let you take some ofthis food"
ems land whale breathes in and screams "You can' t do that my kids are starving here"
Souper bro manager comes up behind me "Mam I think they' d last a few years"
pver face turns red
as scene like no other ensues
tries to climb dyer the counter and attack the manager
at feared I would die by being crushed by the earths second moon
way up the counter she falls back down and lands on one of her kids out
at burst out laughing, everyone is laughing
then has a heart attack. no joke
calves are crying
I can do is laugh
away need other peoples help m there to get her onto the stretcher
on lunch break at the subway down the street
2:] might have given someone a heart attack
may have killed someone
mar kids may new see their mom again
sandwich was delicious