Twerking at Mcdicks
the orders "cause I' m a peer nigger
White Master Race checking in
Oneman semes in with hartke kids
Measily MID lbs
kids are identical to her
I mean like they leek like 2 pieces w lard budded off w her and made two little amerifat bastards
semes up and asks fer E and a 20 piece chicken niglets
TM NOT DONE YETI cries the beast
then asks her kids what they want
How much feed does one walking adipose tissue need?
eiders about E mere burgers (4 fer each kid)
semes out almost 40 dallars get fries and drinks
fumbles through her purse find a bunch of crumpled up dallars
s panting wet hem going through her purse
ever at the ene daughter
s sweating. and protruding from her pants is not a camel tee- not a meese knuckle. but what I call a mammoth hoof
beasts semes up 5 dallars short
Tll pay Wu anothergun"
Urn, serry mam I can' t let Wu take seme ofthis feed"
land whale breathes in and screams "Yon can' t do that my kids are starving here"
vsuper manager semes up behind me "Mam I think they' d last afew years"
Sherface turns red
scene like other ensues
tries to climb evanthe chunter and attackers manager
4 feared I would die by being crushed bythe earths second meen
up the chunter she falls back down and lands w ene of her kids taking them wt
4 burst wt laughing, everyine is laughing
then has a heart attack, no joke
calves are crying
wall I can do is laugh
need other peoples help in there get her ente the stretcher
on lunch break atthe subway down the street
4 might have given sameone a heart attack
4 may have killed sameone
kids may never see their mom again
vmy sandwich was delicious