Where I live I barely ever have soccermom issues BUT, this one time.. --
we inns Santa Fe with my friend visiting his dad. and his dad' s boyfriend (l know, but they' re cool)
rout at one ofthe malls
bl look over and see people with signs screaming about stuff
end idea who they are. oh well.
mick onlooking at shoes with two gay men- so I head off alone
ego into a knife store
llow and behold. they have a few holsters and stuffier sale
ween Cling in a shitty uncomfortable holster all day
bbuy a nicer one
store owner ifl can swap out in the store
res doing this I notice a lady with a sign walking by
sshe glances at me and see' s my gun on the counter
tthe cashier was going to hide it for me
mot she walked by as I set it down.
Epicks up her sign
C) CALIPH NM" really big on it.
oh boy here we go" I said quite the cashier and store owner.
bl shut my mouth.
Estore owner starts off "Ma'am. this is my store. he can have his gun in here if he wants to Plus, he has a concealed permit"
TDD ADVOCATE PEOPLE SECRETLY CARRYING DEADLY WEAPONS??? HDW DARE YO-..."
Estore owner is walking away from her. face palming
is looking really worried
Jeff.. the lady' s just dumb. give her a break. stop..."
Caleb I can' t deal with her in MY store messing with MY customers.. LADY TDD HAVE 5 SECONDS TC) GIT"
Hm sitting there trying to get my new holster on as fast as I can.
starts chanting some weird slogan about how guns kill or something, i had tuned her out
must have summoned others because I heard more voices then looked out the window
yher herd had gathered outside the store
sell ofthem could see me putting my gun in my holster
Estore owner come back and says "Lady- calm down orgid. last chance."
screams at him. calls him a pig.
raises up a mossberg SUI] in full view ofthe crown and begins loading it.
Every shell he put in he counts
xclick "1" click "forgoes to five
mumps the shotgun
ems on the :) or and screams for help. shes being attacked
Hm standing there in shock
tell the owner sorry but I need to go
no this happens at least once a day since these HINTS (looks and yells at lady) showed up. you go on and have a good day"
screwd is yelling at me
ppeople clawing at my side
bi muscle my seethrough
ego run to my friend "dude lets go"
aangry (occupy crowd marching our way
What_. tli. fuck_. vwhat did you even-..
him the fuck away
Mind his dad and his bf
Guys. canon. buy shoes later"
extreme gay voice) "For me. about to model them We mi lover"
LATER DC) IT LATER"
we 4 walk out
ems crowd isjust yelling at us as I dive into the car.
Hand whale throws her sign like a frisbee and in hits the car
v( extreme gay voice again)
WHD DID THIS"
ffriend' s dad gets out
WHD IS THE MC) ) CHANFUCKERS WHL) DEED THEES"
blady who threw it realizes her herd has not caught up yet.
WASS IT TDD BEECH?"
U APC) LC) GIZE TC) MI CAR OR I CALL LA PC) LICE"
blady is mindfucked to no end. A gay man is mad at her. and not on her side.
tries to run
v( gay and mexican accents intensify}
U APC) LC) GISE TC) LA CARRI) PINCHE PUTA"
is now dragging this land corto the car
APC) LC) GIZE"
NC) 1/ V KEES" (pushes her face into the window) "NOW GEET C) URTA MY FACE"
were drive home in silence.
I'll Alicia "
And that' s why I love my friend' s gay dad as much as my own dad.