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dmeet cute college girl on Tinder
waver realty go on any dates until We at least talk to them for a week
bbut we hit it off
basically all over each other with affection and shit
iagree to go on a date with her at the end of the week
mil is fine with the wand
we end of the week
gget a text
Hey anon, my best friend wants to make this a double date is that alright?"
ddidn' t think anything of it because first dates are usually just casual anyway
broil up to her place
wit and chat with her for a while
few kisses here and there
Lowe watched a movie while we waited for her friend to show up
I never asked about her
sshe tells me her name
mounds kind of familiar
awe keep chatting and I get kind of thirsty, so she let me grab a beer
llook at a picture of her and her friend together hanging up on the fridge
wwait a fucking minute
A FUCKING MINUTE
it' s one of my axes.
wit back down next to my date
Wm and sweating
who asks what' s wrong
Uh, I don' t like horror movies."
Anon, we' re watching Fear And Loathing."
to force small talk and ask a bit about her family and friends.
Stalks about her mom and dad. Dad' s a cop, mom sells insurance.
Essentually brings up her best friend/ my ex.
Appearently she' s now going to school be an archaeologist.
apparently she, "Really wanted to meet me."
constantly change the subject to hobbies
figure I' m fucked the second she shows -
gets up to answer the door.
a good look at her ass.
dick is not prepared for how blue I expect my balls to be after this.
them greeting each other, so I reluctantly get up to go say hi.
if): pretends she doesn' t know me
here' s some exposition as to why I dumped her in the first place.
Beitch is crazy.
date, I have no idea.
the bitch is crazy.
Lolare at her whenever we' re left alone or catch eye contact
night is young
Mind I knew she was fucking up to somethingplan was to go to a pizza joint downtown
agreed to drive because if something were to go wrong, I could abandon them all
Sentire way there, ex made a game out of trying to make me flinch at the wheel
went along with it.
other dude in the car with me was trying to get them to stop.
seemed pretty cool.
roll up to the place and my ex tries tripping me, but that only ends up in the crushing
tab: slaps me on the back of the head, date and dude both ask her what the fuck her
have an awkward smirk on my face from trying not to laugh
and I go inside, ex and her dude stand outside and argue
were together for about a year and a half, but things had been really strained,
according to my date
is super lazy, doesn' t work or go to school
is whipped and kind of beta, but he can take care of himself.
come inside and my ex looks like she was crying
soul is hurting from holding in these laughs
idea why she hasn' t just told everybody yet, but I' m going with it
keeps trying little things to throw me off or get my date to dislike me
me during an order.
me of being sexist when I flirt with my date.
Quicks me under the table and claims it' s an accident
and I were talking a lot about painting and shit, but I could see he was getting
we then I thought
Why not derail THEIR date?"
I' m continuing, I swear.xae we finish our pizza and my ex was pretty quiet most of the time aside from trying to not
so subtly insult me.
Meoth date and dude are getting annoyed.
my date is still all over me, so cool shit.
stuck around because some small band was going to play later into the night
my type of music, but slow dancing usually leads to sex in the end.
Alights were dim, mood was right
and I were dancing fairly close to the band stage.
and ex are both sitting in the booth we were in and it seems like they' re having a
ppretty one sided one too, ex is domming the conversation.
sheep an eye on them
drafter a few minutes, ex runs off to the bathroom in a huff..
ttell date I' m going to check on dude real quick to see if things are alright.
Anon, are you really her ex'?"
t don' t blame you."
owe laugh it off and I remembered he' s over twenty one
an sounded like they were through, so I gave him a few bucks and said if he needed a drink,
they were on me as long as he gets me a glass of red wine.
who goes for it
we back to dancing with my date
wot a few kisses in here and there
who said she didn' t care what was happening with those two and she would deal with it
on her until I realize dude left my wine on the table
we came up to enjoy the music
sstill no sign of ex.
Moore couples are up here dancing though, so the lights were pretty much off to fit the mood
and did I mention my ex was wearing very lightly colored pants?
I' m continuing, may I don' t have this out, I never really thought I' d come across a
tinder story thread.and waiters are coming around to drop off bills on tables.
3*! use that as an excuse to do what must be done
aalso for shits and giggles
dates asking dude what happened so they' re both distracted while t drop my card off at the table and hand it off the the waiter.
the wine where ex was sitting.
bark enough where you wouldn' t really notice unless you were looking.
mate comes and sits with me while I wait to get my card back
who' s in a good mood and i' m guessing dude never told her the full story.
me waiting as my card for an excuse to hang around the booth and talk with her for a few minutes.
enamel flirtatious smalltalk for about five minutes until I saw ex emerge from her cave
who obviously tried reapplying her makeup over tear stains
ddidn' t work
who slides back into the booth and looks like she' s about to scream, but I can see the shocked look in her eyes
met thoughts were completely derailed
Mtar screams, unheard
Sshe and I both knew what happened.
who jumps back out of the booth and looks at the back of her pants
he puddie of red wine staining her entire ass and part of her thighs
apparently dude walked up just in time to see this and screamed
SO THATS WHY YOU' RE SUCH A LATELY."
om looks around in fear as everybody around her bursts out in laughter
who ran outside without talking to any of us
apparently she called her dad to come pick her up
It might meow bestthe best date ever. buttock I' m happy I saw that though.