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This dude tried to break into my home last night through the window at aam, I waited patiently for him to climb
through while I sat there with folding steel chair in hand.
After he got through I went "Mick Foley'' on his head, I thought I knocked him out, but apparently I watch
too much Wrestling on ‘I' m. He got back up. Then I gave him 10 more slams on the head and called the cops to haul
out the twitching body.
The story get' s stranger: On his possession upon further investigation was
1 8 Track tape (uncalled)
1 Flashlight (without batteries)
1 Half eaten box of Fig Newtons
Instructions to "Monopoles
What was he up tcr?