finishing up my degree
totally creepy guy in one of my classes
always wearing ears and a fox tail
sits next to me one day
typing out notes on my lap top
b. notice out of the comer of my eye that he' s way too close
he' s smelling my shoulder
I give him a shocked glare
you smell good for a human"
a» he smiles and slides his chair closer
Ill. completely freaked out
w trying to ignore him
he puts his hand on my leg and says something about pawing me
creepy envelope pushed to far
I stand up, grab my lap top, and swing it
actually pretty proud of how effective that was
scream "keep your fucking hands of me!"
entire classroom erupts in commotion
ttw two frat boys grab the creeper and pin him down
professor calms people down
police come to pick up creeper
v impossible to keep a straight face while they are questioning him
all answers he gives are related to being a fox/ animal
r cops are irritated and tired of it
one officer says "well, I' heard just about enough..."
takes off guy' s ears and tail
he screams like a lunatic over it
they shove him in the back of the patrol car
he' s still screaming about mutilation as they pull away
furry, not even once.