Anonymous Tue May M 00: . 03 2012 hloy. 19012773 Report
I was the random encounter at ene point
ffriend' s pfwangs to take him to see Twilight. he recruits my helpme get him out of it
phis g has never met me, and at this point I was a tetherball gentleman, who dressed well and had a very plumbs Recieved Pronunciation British accent
pse he tells me when they will be in town, I put en a full three piece suit, waistcoat, bowler hat, monacle, the lot, with adeath' s head cane.
pge out to intercept, everyine is already like "mitt" when they see me walking along.
pee I spot my mate, and shout "Your Sir!"
phe and his bustop, and he has never seen me dressed up like this before, SC) genuine shock en his face
phe turns to her.. says "I' gotta , remember I Ieve you" then takes off
pl give chase. stopping to say "Excuse me Ma' am" to his girl as I pass, then continue, waving my cane and shouting "STOP! In The Name Empire!"
pwe run fer a couple of streets, then turn the Lerner out of sight into a park
pl shout to a random guy "Agent ofthe Empire! You sir! Accost that man!" and point my cane at my mate
phe full en him to the ground and sits en him
pl catch up, tell him "Her you foryour service" and hand him a EEC! note.
pl then haul my mate up by his collar, say "We' re nicked sonny" and drag him out ofthe park
we were in fucking stitches all the way home, although he did eventually have to join his g in watching Twilight at a later date, and I got a slap when she recognised me a couple of days after that, but it
was totally worth it.
Anonymous Tue May Us 00: 06: 02 2012 Report
that was awesome!
although i wouldnt have stood fer the slap
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Anonymous Tue May M 00: 20: 32 2012 Report
ah it was only a lightens, same as I' d get hem my male friends ifl pull the same sort of stuff with them, which I tatally do.
Ne also done similar with a mate of mine, we' re both into a let of heavy metal, but we don' t like some of the more emo fans- So we both got dressed up as catholic priests, went into Southampton when!
think it was Lost Prophets or something playing, and the first time we saw kid dressed in the full emo makeup. hair and clothes we stopped. I shouted "Sweet Mary' s Nippies!", my mate shouted "It' s the
Antichrists", we drew these massive Crucifixes we' d made out of tin fed and cardboard then proceeded to chase this poor terrified kid of about 15 fer quarter of an hour before it got too hot under our
Anonymous Tue May M 00: 22: 33 2012 Report
Youre a good man to terrorize completely unknowing civilians like this, anon. Do keep it up.
Anonymous Tue May M 00: 23: 02 2012 hloy. 19012960 Report
holy shit, you sir are a wonderful man